Is it normal i must be the prettiest!

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I can't stand the idea of anyone being prettier than me. If I'm going to a social event or party, I MUST be the prettiest. I diet, exercise, wear nice clothes, and ALWAYS get at least 8 hours of sleep a day, to ensure optimum prettiness. If beauty were a tangible commodity, I wouldn't mind having a monopoly on it, even if that meant that everyone else went ugly as a result (in fact, that would only make me prettier by comparison).

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Based on 26 votes (5 yes)

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Freedom_

9 years ago

Too bad for you that personality accounts for 90% of prettiness.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I'm pretty sure that my 10% is still a lot prettier than anyone else's.
  
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chained_rage

9 years ago

Lumpy Space Princess

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- Pika-girl
  
  9 years ago
  
  That's what I was thinking, too!
  
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- Cuntsiclestick
  
  9 years ago
  
  Damn it, I went and re-read the post in LSP's voice. Thanks for the laugh. :)
  
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  - chained_rage
    
    9 years ago
    
    Like oh my glob yuh guys :-D
    
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iEatZombies_

9 years ago

There isn't a single way possible for you to be the prettiest person in any given social environment. Pretty is an opinion, so there is no way to ensure that you're the prettiest. You can't make pretty a fact, so people will disagree.
Honestly, there's a good chance that you're going to attract men who make you feel ugly, because if they only want to screw you then they'll screw your friends, too. That'll make you question if they said you were the hottest and other stupid shit just to get down your pants.
You've desparately got to work on feeling better about yourself. You should pay more attention to feeling like the prettiest girl rather than looking like her.
Nothing in the world will make you feel prettier than someone who loves you. You need to put your focus on showing that you are worth loving.

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Vulpesvulpes

9 years ago

I am prettiest *vomits up dead possum*

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Dazed_dreamer

9 years ago

You can be pretty but im beautiful haha.. They got those pagent thingys you can enter instead of bragging on iin where nobody gives a fuck :)

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howaminotmyself

9 years ago

Seriously?
Are you really that stupid and vain? Isn't there a drug for this by now?

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- theseeker
  
  9 years ago
  
  lol no you can't fix stupid. stupid is forever.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    9 years ago
    
    If I'm stupid for realizing that my insane good looks are worth preserving for their own sake, than I don't wanna be smart.
    
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    - theseeker
      
      9 years ago
      
      Show me a pretty girl with the world stuck to her. And I bet you there's a brother that's tired of fucking her. There's nothing wrong with believing you are attractive, however you seem to be obsessed with yourself. I'd rather be around the woman that's average looking who isn't stuck on herself.
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        9 years ago
        
        Who cares about what you want? I sure as hell probably don't want you anyway.
        
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        theseeker
        
        9 years ago
        
        You missed my point completely, but maybe I should've figured that. Actually, you just proved my point, you're stuck on yourself. It has absolutely nothing to do with me or what I want. What I'm saying is your personality is shit! Who cares about how beautiful you are? No one is gonna want to be around you for very long with an attitude like that.
        
        Sorry, I don't like making people feel worse about themselves, but sometimes the truth hurts. I really think you need a reality check.
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Don't know, but I'm sure there are plenty of drugs out there that can help with your face. You should try them some time.
  
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  - howaminotmyself
    
    9 years ago
    
    Let me guess, you will be 50% plastic and poison by the time you are 40. And a midlife crisis will hit at 28.
    
    I don't think you are even remotely pretty. You try too hard to convince us when you are really only trying to believe it yourself. It is sad when someone doesn't know what beauty is. Beauty cannot be manufactured and because of that, you will suffer in a ugly hell all of your own doing.
    
    But you fit in nicely with the trolls.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Plastic and other shit is only a last resort. I am too pretty for any of that - that stuff if for ugly people who want to be pretty, I was born with the the goods and probably won't be needing too much of that stuff, so long as I keep up with my diets and other regiments. I put tons of effort into preserving my beauty, other people don't, so that's why they all get so ugly so early. That won't be me though.
      
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      - howaminotmyself
        
        9 years ago
        
        It takes effort? That's not pretty.
        
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        9 years ago
        
        Go be jealous elsewhere - I've seen all too much of that kind of attitude in my life.
        
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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jED0oj1PIrQ

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JD777

9 years ago

The girl who thinks she's the prettiest is usually not the prettiest (except in her own mind).

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I've got plenty of people who want to date me and I've had stalkers before, sooooo...
  
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  - howaminotmyself
    
    9 years ago
    
    That simply means you are easy to fuck and easy to track. Neither of which have anything to do with beauty.
    
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    - chained_rage
      
      9 years ago
      
      HAHAHA!
      
      BEST!
      
      I shall now bestow upon this comment one of my extremely rare and sought after upvotes
      
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  - modernism
    
    9 years ago
    
    Damn, you're annoying.
    
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Ebola69

9 years ago

I'm the most beautiful boy in the universe, so I know where you're coming from.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  If that's true, than I want your babies. I can't take any chances on marrying someone who might be uglier.
  
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wistfulmaiden

9 years ago

Sorry to break it to you but... It's me. The prettiest. You'll get over it.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  No, I don't think so. I've already won some local pageants - I doubt you could do the same, judgin by your picture.
  
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ArayaLioness

9 years ago

Completely unrealistic. You're ugly to somebody and you're definitely going to be less attractive than someone at a social function to someone (more than likely).

Get over it. Accept that you feel that you're pretty despite what people say and move on.

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- modernism
  
  9 years ago
  
  Preach.
  
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Pika-girl

9 years ago

It's nice that you love your pretty self. I'm quite proud.

But don't overdo it, okay? You don't HAVE TO BE THE PRETTIEST. I'm sure you're already pretty just the way you are!

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chole

9 years ago

Well, vanity and envy in the Satanic bible are good for us, as it motivates people to strive ambitiously.

Nevertheless, Woah. I hope you never get your hands on a gallon of flesh-melting acid.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Lol yeah, that would be funny. That totally sounds like something I would do! XD
  
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- wistfulmaiden
  
  9 years ago
  
  Yah
  
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modernism

9 years ago

Vanity is unattractive. As of now, I wouldn't care if you were Beyonce. It's one thing to be confident, but it's another thing to be conceited.

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regisphilbin

9 years ago

you need to find a better way to mask your insecurity.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I'm not insecure, I just take some pride in my appearance, which is more than I could say for he majority of people lol.
  
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NeuroNeptunian

9 years ago

You're going to attract vain dudes with that view-point. You're going to grow old, your looks are going to fade, you're going to have kids and look into the mirror and see sagging skin and c-section scars... You're going to get surgery after surgery to regain that youthful appearance that your husband fell in love with and he's going to be banging his hot, 23 year old secretary.

I'm not trying to be a bitch, I'm just telling you what I have seen as someone who lives just an hour and a half south of LA.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Don't care what kind of people I aatract, I just want to be the prettiest. I could attract guys like Ted Bundy for all I care, just so long as I'm his prettiest victim yet. I'd rather die than grow old and be an ugly hag. At least if I have kids, I can pass my prettiness down to them.
  
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- ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
  
  9 years ago
  
  Although I agree with what you have said, as a Los Angeles native, I'm not sure if I understand your last point. Are you trying to say LA is superficial?
  
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  - NeuroNeptunian
    
    9 years ago
    
    Hollywood.
    And La Jolla.
    
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ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

9 years ago

Very sad. Your aspirations limit your golden years to about a decade(18-30). Once you hit 30 or 35, what will you do when people overlook you to see that sexy 22 year old? What about 45 or 50? When menopause hits and you begin growing facial hair, your breasts begin to sag, your ass loses shape, your skin loses elasticity, and your vagina can not lubricate as efficiently.

If prettiness is the measure with which you gauge the worth of your existence, what I feel for you, more than contemp, is pity.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Nope! My good diet and healthy lifestyle will ensure that I age at a relatively slow pace. I use moisturizers regularly and I'm certain that in the future, there will be more advanced ways of preserving my features.
  
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  - wistfulmaiden
    
    9 years ago
    
    You could get hit by a bus or get a disease that disfigured you. Don't tempt fate!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Fate wouldn't disfigure something as pretty as me, and if it did, it would have the courtsy to kill me so that I can be cremated afterwards (if I die from natural causes, I want to be buried in the traditional way, but anything that makes me die ugly and I want to be cremated).
      
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  - thegypsysailor
    
    9 years ago
    
    Honey, you are lying to yourself. Look carefully in your mirror. See those tiny lines around your eyes? Around the corner of your mouth? I know they are small, but you see them, don't you, and that isn't a question.
    Your best days are already behind you, so you need to find something other than your looks to obsess about.
    
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  - ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
    
    9 years ago
    
    Futility incarnate.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      There's nothing futile about being pretty. You may aswell whine about life itself being futile because life also ends whether you live a happy or sad one. I'm just living my life the way I want to. It's the only life I have and it will end whether I enjoy it or not. You people keep whining that my beauty will end, well I'm just getting the most out of my beauty while I have it. You're posts are jealously incarnate, so I don't see what all the fuss is about.
      
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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

Mirror, mirror on the wall.......
And when your looks fade and you start to get wrinkles and all, is your life going to be over?
I know the slippery slope you are walking, because when my mom lost her looks she also lost her mind. It was not a pretty thing to watch.

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