Is it normal i'm on the cloud diet?

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I only eat food that is in the shape of clouds I've seen that day. On a cloudless day, I don't eat at all.

I feel like my diet isn't varied enough, though, because I only seem to have eaten marshmallows since this diet began. Where can I find clouds shaped like tiramisu?

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  • skiwagon
    11 years ago | pl

    Troll. You don't do this.

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Aww. I wish I had my Floydzcloud account. I would've made a good comment.

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    • shuggy-chan
      11 years ago

      hmmm i want to eat some floydzcloud now

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago

    Ha. I'm on the iCloud diet. I just have to be careful with the galleries I access. Just now I was looking at my NASA picture collection and I'm very hungry. No lunch for me today. Neptune is too cold, Venus is too hot. Well, you get the idea. I feel like an Intergalactic Goldilocks of sorts. But now I'm going to look at the culinary set and voilà!

    150 million people can't be wrong. You're just 1, I applaud you.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I'm glad to see you back. :)

      You'd be well represented chocolate-wise. Mars, Galaxy, Milky Way and Star Bar are all chocolate bars here. Think that's about it unless you went cannibalistic and ate NeuroNeptunian.

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  • thestocker
    11 years ago

    im on the cock and pussy diet oh yeah baby

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  • emilydoll
    11 years ago

    Mmmmn mashed taters

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  • dinz
    11 years ago

    I saw a plane in the sky just now. Can you eat metal in your diet?

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  • crystal43920
    11 years ago

    Hmmm, if its a rainy day and the clouds are dark what would u eat then? HUH?!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Ummm... still things shaped like clouds.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Mashed potatoes and cotton candy:)

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  • Wüstenfuchs
    11 years ago

    I see a lot of scary things when I look at clouds. I'd be terrified to eat on this diet. :[

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      So would I:/

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    Can you not eat mashed potato as well? Ok, I just looked out my window and here are some options for you:
    - a duck-billed platypus
    - a turtle
    - a stapler
    - lots of potatoes

    Hmm, the only thing that sounds tasty are the potatoes. And the stapler of course:P.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Mashed potatoes! Thank you! You've saved my life. And I guess I could eat all kinds of foods if they were mashed. Thank you! Thank you! I'm off for some mashed cheese now! :)

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