Is it normal i love f***ing with tweakers?

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Im always thinking of new pranks to do to tweakers I know. I know one tweaker whos always flipping out over the government spying on him and poisoning his food. He took half an hour at the store to figure out which beer wasnt poisoned when I went to top foods with him. Anyways I love to fuck with him. A couple of my current ideas for pranks are buy mice from the pet store and put little collars on them with cellphone mics attached and set them lose in his house so when he sees them he will think their spy mice. Another one Im going to do is get one of those remote control helicoptors and put a camera on it and hover it outside his window and when he sees it Ill fly it away. The jokes are endless.

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  • kinklu
    11 years ago

    WTF is a tweaker?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      A meth addict

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      • kinklu
        11 years ago

        I haven't been around many tweakers but I used to see crack ho's in Philadelphia and across the river around Camden, NJ, as they walked down Broadway talking to imaginary people hovering just over them, while blue collar guys asked them for a free sample and made fun of them, laughing boisterously at their pain and misery.

        It was a really spiritually uplifting experience.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Hah! I found this to be quite humorous. Do it, make a video and put it on Youtube, please!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Inventive!

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  • bristexai
    11 years ago

    He might put you in the hospital.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    So fake.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      What seems fake about this? Its well known that meth makes people delusional and act hilarious.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        I think the whole story is false, considering you're just a teenage liar who doesn't even know any tweakers.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Now it seems youre just trying to get a rise out of me by trolling saying Im trolling. Im 28 by the way and live in a very meth ridden area.

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            Hahaha and they didn't steal your computer yet? You talk so much shit.

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        • Jwmerone
          11 years ago

          Well we all know tweakers even some we don't suspect are.TRUST AND BELIEVE!
          Great idea though. Hey tell him about fly cameras. And if he's on a good one suggest there are people in the trees. They all see stuff in the trees.

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            They are also dangerous. And considering he lives in a "very meth ridden area" it's best not to play dumb jokes on them because getting stabbed in the neck with a syringe is not a good way to die, TRUST AND BELIEVE!

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    • kinklu
      11 years ago

      Trust me it's not fake. It's total dehumanization. I sometimes laugh so I won't cry when I see something like this. The dehumanization makes you angry. It's one thing to see it, but quite another to tell about it.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        11 years ago

        You have no idea how many problems this guy has personally caused me. Do not feel bad for him. Just last night he was at the bar I was at and I was about to bring home 2 hot girls and he came up and offered them meth and started acting stupid and they got creeped out and left. I should kick his ass for cock blocking me.

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        • kinklu
          11 years ago

          I gotcha. I wasn't supporting the addict so much as condemning the process of becoming one. You have to protect yourself.I know two addicts personally. They might as well be dead and, as I told one of them, they will be dead sooner rather than later if they don't admit their problem and take action.

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  • BananaInASuit
    6 years ago

    You're a sadistic, sociopathic troll. That's about it.

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  • Sweetbird
    9 years ago

    remember that the paranoia is very real, and that frightened people trying to survive can get violent, scared, suicidal, and upset. I think they are suffering enough without you.

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  • luicyyou
    11 years ago

    Fuck no I hate tweakers,there probably some of the weirdest unrealable people ive met Used to be one.

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  • coutts420
    11 years ago

    Pure genius!

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  • Hippie
    11 years ago

    Well.. it'd be hilarious in a movie, but it's really probably damaging their psychology.. bad idea.

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