Is it normal i like to use vegetables as toys?

I am a man..but i love the feeling of a fresh vegetable, its cooling and sensational.. is this normal?

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50% Normal
Based on 20 votes (10 yes)
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Comments ( 9 )
  • kingsleycrowne

    keep this guy away from your salad

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    • dirtybirdy

      But I think he'd like to toss it for you.

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    • ThePro

      Indeed

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  • quentari

    Just remember to throw it out after. And wash it first.

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  • sexysonofsam

    I once fucked a watermelon in an open field on a warm day, I found it quite receptive to all my desires!

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Do you mean inside you? You are not very specific.

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  • davesumba

    So do I. I have a tomato named Bob, a cucumber named Larry, and I make them talk and teach kids life lessons.

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    • Dark_forest_923

      About........

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  • Fabulous

    Get the hell out of here

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