Is it normal i like to "bomb" dates?

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I like looking for couples who are dating, then walking up to the guy and saying "There you are, I had a great time last night!" The guy usually says he has no idea who I am or what I'm talking about, and I'll say "Of course you do, why are you acting like this? And who's this? You didn't even wait a day to start double dipping!?" No matter what he says at this point, the damage is usually done and it's all downhill from there. If she doesn't walk away right there it's usually still easy to keep up the act that she leaves. The look on his face is always priceless. He always stares as she walks away with this look on his face that can only come from the exact combination of the sadness of a shattered relationship and the surprised anger that he was sabotaged. Has anyone else tried this EPIC fun?

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago | pl

    1 You're lying.
    2 You're really a pussy.
    3 You're a virgin.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago | pl

    I would straight up punch you in the face.

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    • MissyLeyneous
      11 years ago

      YES. >_<

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  • charli.m
    11 years ago | pl

    You're an arsehole. Congratulations. Have a cookie.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    your next sentence will be "let go of my hair!"

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago | pl

    It's normal if you're a douchebag.

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs
    11 years ago

    You're a cunt

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    You never did this and you never would have the strength to pull yourself out of the little cage you live in. Your imagination is greater than you can ever make your life to be. Nice post

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I've never tried it. But then I don't think most women would imagine their boyfriends slept with me last night.

    Although I bet some actually would prefer me. I do everything. :P

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    • cupcake_wants
      11 years ago

      Everything?? What's the naughtiest thing u do?

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        I would never say in public. For the naughtiest things, you'd have to be in a relationship with me to know about it. I don't ******** and tell. ;)

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        • cupcake_wants
          11 years ago

          U must find great enjoyment toying with my curiosity... lol

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            lol, I could be much meaner to you than this. I could give you really vague clues like... dolphin blowtorch squirting.

            Ha! :P

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Your trolling was amusing, I enjoyed reading it. I dont think it was anything to write home about and you certainly have some improvement to make, but the potential is there.

    3 troll faces out of 5 for you.

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    Gonna go out and slaughter some orphans next? Your life is obviously a cold, sad, terrible place to live if you feel the need to ruin other's happiness. I would be angry over this, if I wasn't trusting in the natural karma of the universe to guarantee that you die alone and friendless, wallowing in hatred and self pity. :)

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I'm having a hard time understanding why their date would leave. Do they think he's gay or something? Why would she believe some random guy coming up saying he was with her date last night? Does she know he's bisexual or something? *confused face* ?=<

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  • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI
    11 years ago

    If that's your definition of "fun", go fuck yourself.

    Signed,
    Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    I'd answer by playing along and leading you to answer how you liked specific features of my anatomy that don't exist (so how'd you like my 5 testicles, pretty wild, eh?)

    When my date (if she's like the type I usually date)realizes that you're full of shit she'll jump up, drag you outside and beat the fuck out of you and kick every tooth out of your cocksucker and down your throat while I laugh and finish my appetizer.

    pretty hilarious, huh?

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  • Imsupernormal
    11 years ago

    Are you a guy or a girl?

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  • CheyChey
    11 years ago

    A life is what is you need.

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  • Mando
    11 years ago

    I thought this was funny.

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  • Francophile22
    11 years ago

    You do that to me you won't live, bitch.

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  • kr24
    11 years ago

    Epic.

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  • kelili
    11 years ago

    It wouldn't bother me if my bf was the one who fucked you

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  • Jbabe
    11 years ago

    What a bitch.

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  • dom180
    11 years ago

    Trolling attempt: annoyingly successful.

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  • rock-chick
    11 years ago

    lmfao i so wanna try dat!

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