Is it normal i just take a whiz off my deck?

Alright some background details, I live alone, in a fairly large house, certainly more then I need, and its a pain in the ass to clean. I dont trust hiring anyone to come in and clean so I do it myself, but like I said its a pain. So alot of the time to keep the bathrooms from having to constantly be cleaned I just get up from my chair take a walk out my back door, head to the left side of my deck and have a nice piss right off it. I have a larger backyard, but its enclosed with trees so I highly doubt anyone can see me, even if they can I dont really give a shit anyway, its my deck and my backyard. So is it normal I do this? I actually killed part of one of the dune bush's I planted on that side from constantly peeing on it. But dont worry the bush itself is fine, its basically like 1/4 of it that kinda died.

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Based on 136 votes (92 yes)
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  • Dad

    Best not to piss near the house.
    Its an old camping law that you walk away from the tent then take a leak.
    Urine has a strong odor that even after one day it can be quite potent.
    If you have been doing it for a while now, then its likely that its already quite smelly, except you may be use to it, but others won't be!
    Flush it down the toilet, or go further away from your house. Its just the right thing to do.

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  • SaggyTits

    I think it takes us back to the caveman times. One time I was swimming in my pool and I hate going in to use the bathroom because everything gets all wet in the house. SO I usually pee in the pool. WELL one time I hold my poo too long and I felt it sliding out of my ass. I ran over to the side of my yard and took a shit. I felt so good but it seemed never ending. I went back in the pool thinking that I'll let the shit cool off a bit then use the pooper scooper to it. About 10 min later my step dad came outside and walked in it hahahahhaha!!! He started screaming that there must of been a LARGE dog got in the yard to take a dump! He was wearing his work boots when it happen. He tried to clean hit boots off but it was so bad that he had to throw them away!!! I kinda glad he walked in it because I can't stand him...wish he was barefoot though.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Wonderful. I pictured someone all cracked out, naked, spinning around like a maniac whipping cheeze whiz all over the place then the dogs come and do their thing about it. I wonder why you live alone.....

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    • I gave some consideration to getting married but then I realized life is much better being happy. Why mess that up?

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      • dirtybirdy

        Oh you are correct but there are no roommates or anything either I suppose. Very well. Carry on whizard.

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        • Lol. I would get married before I got roommates. Whizzinator would have worked better.

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          • dirtybirdy

            For shizzle, my whizzle

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            • Shackleford96

              Hahaa!

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  • 7udv8

    We're guys the world is our urinal!!
    I pee freely in America

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  • Hamid37USA

    in usa it land of free options to do. fun.
    -hamid

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    remember, if you keep pissing in the same spot you do run some risks

    - yellow spots on the grass. not because of the color of your piss, but because it will start to kill the grass. Pet owners have this issue too cos many animals keep picking the same spots

    - stinky spots. face it, keep using the same spot for a toilet and it will start to stink.

    - this may also attract more bugs to the area than you like. nothing like getting more bugs hanging out on your deck eh?

    especially if you get bugs that carry infections

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  • mystery7

    Normal for me, I love pissing outside. I used to own a place with a big block of land with lots of fruit trees and an organic garden, so sometimes I even dug a hole down the back away from the house and took a dump out there too. It's great , normal and very satisfying to put my waste back into the earth.

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  • Beach_Bro

    It's usually dark when I wake up. Every morning, I go outside and piss in my front yard. I wish it were acceptable to pee outdoors. The nitrogen in urine is a great fertilizer for trees and plants if you spread it around.

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  • I live on the second of three floors of an apartment complex, on the backside, facing a man-made lake. When I'm drinking, I constantly walk out on my patio, light up a cig, and pee right into my downstairs neighbor's bushes.

    Haven't been caught yet.

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  • fartonmyface

    I used to pee outside to

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  • Dazzle

    Didn't read the other comments, so it might have been said earlier, but I don't think peeing on the house is such a good idea, the smell will remain if you do it too often.
    I have a country house and I enjoy peeing outside when I'm there, but I usually do it a little further away, near a tree.
    Anyway, your house, your yard, your penis. Have fun!

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  • VioletTrees

    Wait, how is this better than cleaning the bathroom?

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    • I just don't like cleaning by peeing outside the bathroom stays cleaner longer. Therefore less cleaning is needed.

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      • mystery7

        I have the same philosophy.

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  • bristexai

    NBD really.

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  • dinz

    I often as a kid would find the best places to pee other from your typical bathroom.

    I did find one when I was in high school, it was a beautiful peninsula above 20 metres in the air surrounded by the most beautiful views of the harbour. I peed in glory.

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  • Legion

    Where i live, its no big deal to piss outside, so long as you dont piss in front of us or on our trucks.

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  • Subfinmatic

    I piss out the back all the time. My reason though is that I only have one bathroom upstairs and a lot of the time it's occupied so around the side of the house into the gutter I go.

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