Is it normal i imagine myself in my underwear?

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I'm going to be frank here, I'm practically Chippendale's material. I love to dance sexy in a g-string and I have no problem doing it for a crowd.

Public speaking is another story. It terrifies me and I'd get all stuttery and have brain farts while commanding a meeting.

People said to imagine the audience in their underwear and that gave me the idea. I'll imagine myself in MY underwear since I'm so confident that way. I always wear a thong under my suit when I have to speak. I get up there and imagine I'm gyrating around seducing everyone and when I make a really good point I do a pelvic thrust. When I'm sealing the deal I'm on the floor doing the deep thrust/long dick push up move.

It's the secret to my success.

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  • cȱɱpɩɛx
    10 years ago

    I just moonwalk a little behind the podium.

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  • BIgEB
    9 years ago

    I suppose if you have THAT much confidence in your body...I would guess this is normal...but not for the average person or one who has bodily issues...

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  • thunderh89
    10 years ago

    I'd say yes. Besides the people who are just "naturally confident" or have done it so much it doesn't bother them, they have to have something to make them "feel" confident. At least you're not turning to drugs or alcohol to provide confidence, so your head is still clear so you remember giving the speech.

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  • BloodRedAndTrue
    10 years ago

    just dont bend over

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  • soul-man
    10 years ago

    Thanks for not making me pay to hear it.

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