Is it normal i have small hands?

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My friend always embarrass me in front of girls of the size of my hands, it's his way of saying back off she's mine because how often it happens around new people, probably thinking what kind of friend does that.
But without another hand to compare to, people still notice how small my hands are! It's annoying!
Though I notice a guy, with big hands is a complete idiot, is clumsy, forgetful, narrow sighted, greedy animal.
Wait, that is my friend :) Anyways I was just wondering, why am I so physically stunted and under developed?
I was allergic to milk as a kid.
I now only drink almond milk.
I am 23.
Best compliment I have heard so far is that I have "artist hands" which is true?

Not to mention my feet are small as well, but I keep shoes on if I can, it's not so much a big deal as my hands.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Perhaps the nutrients where diverted from your hand and feet to sustain the growth of you huge, uncircumcised, throbbing member.

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    • Gwapo
      11 years ago

      haha!

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  • Gravy
    11 years ago

    Thank god this Wasn't another 'my cock is so small' story.

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    • Gravy
      11 years ago

      Cos there's 3,000 identical stories.

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      • Gwapo
        11 years ago

        Maybe my story implies that, so you're a fuckin straight up retard for suggesting it, do you like to gamble?

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        • Gravy
          11 years ago

          awww, why can't a be a bent-up retard? Gamble, love it, good call! Sometimes I drive along in a rented car and throw $10 bills out the window. Ferkin hilarious and good bang for the buck. Yep gamblings' a real hoot.

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    • cigs
      11 years ago

      why don't you adore those kind of story's

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    • Gwapo
      11 years ago

      You're an asshole

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      • Gravy
        11 years ago

        Thank you, I try. Humour is very personal and mostly, say 98% of the time I'm the only one laughing. But if I make myself laugh, I've succeeded. My son`s Indian sorry, Native north American name for me is 'man who laughs at own joke, twice'. Now if someone writes something totally inoffensive, absolutely inert and someone still offended, break out the champers, my job here is done.
        BTW, I have a small cock, but little Stevie knows a few party tricks.

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        • cigs
          11 years ago

          mine sure does.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Whatever, man. Everyone has insecurities, try to put it into perspective. Is it only your hands that you are worried about? So you can't palm a basketball, and...? At least you dont have a micropenis. Be the bigger man than your friend, he seems pretty immature. Girls like a guy who is mature and unaffected by that petty stuff.

    My hands are pretty big, I can palm a basketball. And my feet are big, I wear a size 13. But I do not consider my member to be something to scream about. So if you think your hands are directly correlated with your other insecurities, think again.

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  • CheyChey
    11 years ago

    I think that's cute. Big manly hands are gross anyway.

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    • Gwapo
      11 years ago

      Thanks :) But it's something I am conscious of.

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  • Imsergio_lol
    11 years ago

    Yeah I have small hands
    Girls like my small hands
    :}

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  • Gravy
    11 years ago

    Stevie Nicks, 'I want a lover with a slow hand' not some bloke with gorilla size manus.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    it depends on how small they are in comparison to the size of your wrist,& other people about your same body size i'd think?

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  • disthing
    11 years ago

    Pretty sure it's more important to most girls what you do with those hands, rather than whether or not you could touch tips wrapping them around a streetlamp.

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  • cigs
    11 years ago

    maybe it runs in your family or something. alot of people have said i have piano playing hands and fingers but i don't play the piano at all.

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    • Gravy
      11 years ago

      One of my mates, a huge Scott has pork sausage size digits and he plays the most amazing guitar ditties. How his fingers fit is Buggers me.

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      • cigs
        11 years ago

        Yeah. I've never played those either. You like how he works his digits on the guitar.

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        • Gravy
          11 years ago

          He is a one man world music festival, a real classy act. We often play together in the bar, makes drinking piss a little more enjoyable than listening to mates talk shop. So this giant burly Scot plays Joani Mitchel's 'from both sides now' brings tears to your eyes, but at the same time you can't help thinking, "ferk me, how does he fit those monster fingers in there"

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          • cigs
            11 years ago

            yep i understand.

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  • AbnormallyAwesome
    11 years ago

    Who talks about hand sizes?

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  • PapzBSlim
    11 years ago

    Hands and feet have nothing to do with the common myth that we or most were thinking. I am 6'4 and wear a size 11 and hands are not the biggest either. I rather my feet this size because shoes do not look all "clownish." As far as my hand go, my hand will still hurt if I slap the shit out of a person.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    A girl with tiny boobs will love you.

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    • Gwapo
      11 years ago

      A petite girl :)

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  • Energy
    11 years ago

    Yeah, it's normal. But why hate on people with big hands? They can't help it, just like you.

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    • Gwapo
      11 years ago

      My fingers are the width of a penny. It's justifiable to punch someone back that punches me, and I didn't say all people, I was referring to my friend specifically.
      Unless you are admitting to having the same problems as my friend.

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      • Energy
        11 years ago

        I don't have big hands right now lmao

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  • mitochondria
    11 years ago

    show him this
    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yaoi-hands

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  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    Are you the one on the burger commercial?

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    • cigs
      11 years ago

      I don't think so what exactly is it about.

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      • robbieforgotpw
        11 years ago

        To the op:
        Burger commercial where this guy had small hands. He couldn't hold a burger I believe...burger king???

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        • cigs
          11 years ago

          oh yeah i remember that one now.

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