Is it normal i hate toiletpaper?

Toilet paper only serves to smear poo across your ass alot of people have hairy asses so poo gets stuck in that. I think we should wash our asses after a shit, not with a shower nozzle like in Asian countries but maybe just have a flushing feature on the toilet u press after you've flushed your business away, and you sit on the toilet while its flushing which in effect cleans your ass.
It's gross in my gym cos you can always smell ass, sweaty people with unclean asses

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    I'm all for it ever since I have lived in Asia for a few years. TP just smears shit.

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  • Unimportant

    Everyone should see that he gets his ass clean. I don't care how they do that.

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  • dirtybirdy

    "Life is like toilet paper. You're either on a roll or you're taking shit from some asshole."

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    • Kerry69

      funnybirdy :)

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    • ReoKado

      Funny as hell, but true.

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  • Kerry69

    You can have a bidet installed in your home.

    It's designed for men and women.

    There are accesories to convert existing toilets,
    or you can have some moist towelettes in ur pocket.

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  • ReoKado

    Honestly I feel the same way and I think this post taught me something, from now on I am going to take a shower nozzle to the ass every time I take a shit. Thank you, for I never thought of this. Haha I'm serious, but I can't help, but to crack up while I'm posting this. :)

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  • anti-hero

    Shop around...

    http://www.totousa.com/Products/Toilets.aspx

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