Is it normal i hate tiggers?

I hate pretty much every Disney character ever, but you know who I hate the most? Tigger, from the Winnie The Pooh cartoons. To me, Tigger embodies all of the least desirable qualities that a person can have. He is arrogant, ignorant, lazy, selfish, self-deluded, and loud. He frequently boasts that he "does everything best", but in reality, his skills are fairly unexceptional. And do you remember what happens the second someone calls him out on his annoying douchebag bullshit? He runs off to throw himself a pity party in the woods, gets lost, and then everyone drops what they're doing to go look for him. And then somehow everyone forgets what a fucking shithead Tigger was and gets mad at Rabbit for making Tigger feel bad. WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!? Well, I guess we can add manipulative prick to Tigger's long list of poor qualities, too. Tigger is such an incredibly poor role model that I think his name should be synonymous with stupid, arrogant, loudmouth braggarts everywhere. Such people no longer deserve to be classified as humans; they are nothing but worthless fucking Tiggers. And do you know who the biggest Tigger in the world is right now? LeBron James. When I think of Tiggers, I immediately think of LeBron. No one is a bigger Tigger than him. He's got Tigger blood flowing through his Tigger veins, up past his ugly Tigger face and right into his useless Tigger brain. I wish we could take LeBron James and all the other Tiggers in America and send them back to wherever the hell they came from.

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  • dirtybirdy

    So does that make Eeyore a porch donkey?

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    • dappled

      God, the way your mind works sometimes! There are all kinds of definitions of genius. The one I go with is the ability to make connections other people don't notice until you mention them.

      It's a rare old talent you have there. Come and look at bits of Wales and Cornwall with me sometime. If nothing else, we'll have a laugh.

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      • dirtybirdy

        Aw, thank you good sir. I'm already packed! See you tomorrow!!! :)

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        • dappled

          If only! Remember there's a time difference, though. Knocking on my door isn't going to wake me. You're going to have to knock on my face and show me your bags. Only at that point will I rouse and show you the coastal pathway!

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          • dirtybirdy

            Done deal. Its 7:30 pm right now so I'll be there... I don't know what time. I have an idea where you live so don't be surprised when I knock on your face. We know you'll know its me ;)

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            • dappled

              Heh! I think you probably do have one characteristic feature that would make me recognise you instantly. Plus that accent. :P

              You chose the right week to come too. It's torrential here and flood warnings have been issued. It never feels more British than when it's torrential. As I write this, my clothes have enough water on them to form my own small lake.

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    • This is the funniest thing you have ever said LMFAO, love it!

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      • dirtybirdy

        :D Haha tigger please ↓

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  • Tigger please.

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  • dappled

    Ahh, but Tigger isn't a Disney character apart from being once bought and then owned by the Disney Corporation. He was well-loved in his own land and we were happy to share his joyfulness with everyone but when someone bought him and took him away to increase their own wealth and to work for them, it didn't seem right. It was almost like they were buying a Tigger and moulding them into anything they wanted him to be for financial gain. It seemed like they didn't care if he lived or died as long as he was profitable. If he died, they could always buy another Tigger. Because, hey, who cares about Tiggers? Certainly not the Disney Corporation. They're more interested in jewraffes.

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  • Faceless

    Why am I offended?

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    • dirtybirdy

      Because Kanga is so roo'd?

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  • DollyBoots

    Hahahahahahaha

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  • Justsomejerk

    But tiggers can bounce.

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