Is it normal i dont know how to talk to a lesbian?

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girls are so odd sometimes.i dont know how to talk and create a frienship with a les.i am les and i really want to have lesbians friends.the problem is that when i go to lesbian bar i dont know what move i should make and talking to girls...i dont want sex i need to have some friends but when you want to talk to a girl at this kind or bar it is always because of sex... lol anyway in greece that is what lesbians believe .they are so dumb and bimbos as paris hilton...

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NoraBaker

11 years ago | pl

Well, this might just be your lucky day, cause I do, and it should go something like this:

- Wassup, dykes? How's y'all doing? Eating lotsa pussy lately? And howsabout that oil in dem trucks, huh? I know, right? Fuck yeah! I just love me a frikkin truck! Us lesbos all loves us'selves our vehicles just like our vaginas, nice big scary and hairy, right? Get it, ladies...............? Get it? Ha ha? Yeah! Ha........... Ha ha......... Hey......... Where you off to, lezes? Don't go...... I got us some shots...... And lesbian porn playin' in the van............. Swear to God, no dicks or balls. Aw, man.......... Come on! Come back......................... Please?

Or just go for:

- So... Hi, I'm Lezkiss. *smile*

And take it from there. ;)

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- dalmationUntoyourSoul
  
  11 years ago
  
  hilarity. thank you for making me smile.
  
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- Allistalla
  
  11 years ago
  
  Dude you made me luagh so hard!" Whats up dykes eat alota pussy lately? My god.
  
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- Allistalla
  
  11 years ago
  
  Near the end starts sounding like a rapist. " I got porn in my van"? Fail.
  
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  - NoraBaker
    
    11 years ago
    
    Aw, Alli, don't talk like that about the poor les! She might as well have said "I got The L Word and that hot stud Shane playing in my mobile-home".
    
    'Cause maybe she was living in her van after she came out to her parents and they kicked her out of their happy home!! :(
    
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- robbieforgotpw
  
  10 years ago
  
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  Compliment them on their butch cuts and long shorts
  
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- diaperwolf21
  
  11 years ago
  
  LMFAO
  
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Redcoats

11 years ago | pl

Here's a crazy idea, how about just talk to them normally?

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- VioletTrees
  
  11 years ago
  
  Hahaha, yes.
  
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westoptic

11 years ago

That's not normal. I'm a heterosexual female with lesbian friends and I talk to them like normal human beings because they are.

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diaperwolf21

11 years ago

I don't talk to lesbo's, lesbo's talk to me. Playa, playa!!

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- 1000yrVampireKing
  
  11 years ago
  
  Diaper you are the man!
  
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dinz

11 years ago

Well here is one ice breaker.

Walk up to a person from behind, grab their upper chest and in your deepest voice say "So.. when did you get them removed?"

It happened to me.... and I was a guy.

The end.

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- Allistalla
  
  11 years ago
  
  Lol wow..
  
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- squirelhunter
  
  11 years ago
  
  Lol "was" a gay
  
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Dad

11 years ago

Lesbian is a 'sexual' preference.
So when you go to a lesbian bar, I suspect 'sex' may come up!

Your best option is those gay/lesbian bars. Be sociable, make friends, get phone numbers (or Internet social contacts) then call them outside of the nightclub. I'm sure many there would love to be friends only.

By the way if replying to a specific post make sure to use the 'reply' button, located bottom right of each members post.
Since you 'added a comment' after member VioletTrees comment, its highly possible that member was not aware of your reply. And therefore may not return your reply.

Anyway its all about getting out and socializing.
By the way, you seem not to like the dumb bimbo type of girl. What is your preference? Intelligent? Slim? Young? Pretty??

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- lezkiss
  
  11 years ago
  
  hey dad!i said i dont like the bimbo type because girls with this type are not easily approached.you cant talk to them easily.see what i mean?i havent any specific preferrences i wish i could have contact with people from my sexual group normal and FRIENDLY people,because sometimes people dont want to say even a hello...!that is what i mean..
  
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  - Dad
    
    11 years ago
    
    I actually thought it was more the other way around.
    If you act all excited and friendly and full of life, you may find you get lots of hugs and kisses off these barbie style girls. And even attract some of the more tom boyish girls.
    I mean I would have thought its easy with girls, they are usually very 'touchy feely' that love physical contact.
    I understand you want friends, but you may need to be one of the girls first ;)
    
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VioletTrees

11 years ago

Do I detect some internalised misogyny?

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

Talk to them like you would with any other human being.

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1000yrVampireKing

11 years ago

Go to a gay support group. I am sure they have one of those they have one for everything else. Say "Hey sexy you want my number. Since your ass is fine and I am gay too"! Maybe get into a hot tub and say "Would you like me to take my top off"? Sorry I am probably not helping but this is what I would do. Maybe pretend to drop your keys and see if they watch your ass when you bend over.

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dalmationUntoyourSoul

11 years ago

if you're looking for friends you would have better odds outside of a bar. maybe try coffee shops, the library, parks, or join an organization, then you guys would have similar interests and something to talk about. not saying it's impossible to make friends at a bar, but the odds are against you. bars are usually loud, people are plastered, will not remember your name or that they should call you, and there is more of a chance that they will think you are hitting on them.

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Allistalla

11 years ago

You know according to history greece has a very gay culture?

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- lezkiss
  
  11 years ago
  
  yep i know that...but believe me now things arent so easy and there arent many oppurtunities...
  
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  - Dad
    
    11 years ago
    
    lezkiss, I think you need to accept that gay is NOT the norm.
    
    Most individuals are heterosexuals.
    For this reason you NEED to go to THAT only club, or if there are two then go to both.
    Plus the Internet is chockers full of sites for meeting anyone with any preference or gender.
    
    All (hetro) men fully respect you like women. That's fully agreed.
    Men tend to go to clubs, and they socialize at sporting clubs etc and meet friends of friends and they even use the Internet (I don't know why but I just can't seem to use the Internet chat sites myself, I 'personally' don't trust them, although I HEAR of all these wonderful relationships of people getting together on it)
    
    Anyway, since you are trying to locate the minority group of individuals and THEN trying to find someone in that minority who turns you on and is friendly to you. I suspect it would be extremely difficult.
    
    Go back to THAT club. I'm sure new people also go there all the time too, until they find someone and slowly avoid the area.
    
    Also you MUST know the 'type' you're interested in?
    What turns you on? What exactly do you want? Because a 'friend' does NOT need to be gay/les or Bi. Even straight guys (hello) can be your friend :)
    
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    - Allistalla
      
      11 years ago
      
      I agree with everything dad says.
      
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    - lezkiss
      
      11 years ago
      
      dad thanks for your advice.i understant what the difficulties are.apart from that i usually dont use the internet for creating friendships.i ve tried but with no results.as far as tha bars are concerned,the majority of people have friends around them...i mean i cant go alone and waiting for someone to talk to me...can i?its nice to have lots of friends gay straight bi etc...personally i dont have many friends and i live in an environment that is extremely difficult for others to accept your sexual identity...i have many issues to solve...lol lol..thank you anyway...
      
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      - Dad
        
        11 years ago
        
        I don't think you really go alone either (debatable I'm sure)
        You will need to find someone (even a straight person) to accompany you there. If presently you are alone in that regard, then it comes down to your interests. ie If you like netball, join a netball team. If you like shopping, I'm pretty sure most cities have those 'shopping' bus tours. I mean even a tupperware party!
        
        It is hard starting from scratch. ie Zero friends or family?
        Just talk with anyone. It may feel a bit crazy at times but its not. When I've been at the shops and someone says, wow its a hot day today (or any passing comment) you could reply yes rather be out partying but I'm new to town and without many friends yet (or something similar). You'll be amazed howmnany people will want to help you.
        
        Its about socializing and confidence. We all just DO IT. Even in fear!
        
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  - Allistalla
    
    11 years ago
    
    Also I do not understand your issue with people is. Just say hey and be yourself and say you dont have alot if gay freinds.
    
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Allistalla

11 years ago

I know alot of gay chicks and where to find them! It us a part of my old highschool I swaer my old HS had more gays then sanfrisisco.

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- dalmationUntoyourSoul
  
  11 years ago
  
  i know where we kind find a dead armadillo.
  
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  - Allistalla
    
    11 years ago
    
    Oh where would that be? Also why do we need that but I think they are cute^^!
    
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

"boots" "penis envy" "girl power"......that's all I know sorry.

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- dalmationUntoyourSoul
  
  11 years ago
  
  if that was literally all you know then your life would be hilarious. i'll bet you could pull of some top 40 hits with such broad subject matter.
  
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    11 years ago
    
    A swing and a miss.
    
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chewableMucus

11 years ago

use your tongue

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disthing

11 years ago

Yeah I think most gay bars and clubs are filled with people wanting to fuck and little else. They aren't environments conducive to making friends.

Perhaps you need to try somewhere else? For example, join some LGBT group that arranges social activities. Something which isn't focused on alcohol and sex.

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- lezkiss
  
  11 years ago
  
  hmm i agree with you but unfortunately here in greece tha lgbt community isnt well organized,there arent events or something like that,there are only those clubs you can meet people from your sexual group...
  
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  - disthing
    
    11 years ago
    
    I've Googled and it seems that there are many annual LGBT events, especially in Athens, Mykonos and Lesbos (unsurprisingly). Gazi in Athens is even becoming a gay village!
    
    This online magazine may have some info: http://www.avmag.gr/
    
    Really I think you should keep searching, because it seems like there are opportunities out there :)
    
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FocoUS

11 years ago

I think you just awkward around people. Maybe calm down then talk to them like people, not Paris Hilton.

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lezkiss

11 years ago

no of course not!!i just said that it is quite difficult to meet normal girls and talk with them...

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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

I would find it amusing if a lesbian worked in a meat factory as a butcher and all the blood was retained by a dyke. Awful. I couldn't help myself.

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