Is it normal i don't like massages?

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I crave getting a massage. Even just a little casual one when someone walks up behind you and starts kneeding your shoulders. I can feel some knots in my neck and back...but when it comes down to it, I HATE IT! I've had Swedish massages, 15 minute chair massage and the 'babe will you press your thumb right there for a second?' massage. No matter how long or professional it is it's like the itch you can't scratch. It gets frustrating because they ask you where you need it...they should know! They're the professionals. Then you tell them and then they're always way off. Then before I know it, I'm not relaxed, annoyed, hot, sweaty and sore from their elbows jabbing my bones. Bah! is it normal I get frustraed with a supposed relaxing massage?

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59% Normal
Based on 58 votes (34 yes)
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  • Ono
    11 years ago

    Uhhh how are they meant to know? You think they have MRI and CAT scanners built into their eyes? It's like walking into a doctor and expecting them to know you have pain in the stomach.

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  • [email protected]
    7 years ago

    I like my wiener massaged by a hot Swedish woman. Soooo nice.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Find a new spa.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    11 years ago

    It's not a massage you need ;-)

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    I just got a hot stone massage today. It was delightful. It doesn't sound like you had a very good therapist.

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    • drumandpickchick
      11 years ago

      I want to try a hot stone massage! That sounds wonderful!

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