Is it normal i don't hump my pillows?

Tell your pillows right away. The worst thing you could do is buy a pillow without even giving consideration to what the pillow might want from the relationship. You need to make the boundaries explicit, so you don't lead your pillows on.

The fuck?
This is "Is It Normal" not "I'm a complete and utter fucking freak".
You don't belong here.

Not humping your pillows... you can't be a member of the human race...

I love my pillows. They aren't really fluffy, instead they look a bit dejected and depressed. I don't know why they would, though. True, I prefer my pillows big and fluffy, but by now they should know that I love them. There have been times where I wanted to get a fluffy one to fulfil my needs, but it's merely a fantasy! I could never cheat on my pillows, I wouldn't have the heart for it. If they found out about the affair, which they most likely would, there's no telling what they might do. What if they become so upset that they commit suicide? I don't want to walk in and find my pillows dead on the floor and have to read the notes they left behind on their tags. I don't want to be left single, forever looking around for another pillow. 
That's why I can't live out my fantasies and cheat on them. I'll never be able to sleep with a sexy fluffy pillow. But at least my pillows will be happy. 

It's complicated. It's not just me and one other pillow. I'm in a relationship with three pillows. We are different genders. I do have my favourites. The ones on my right, a male and female, get most of my love. I love to cuddle up with them, they make me feel so good. The one on my left is a male and I don't like him as much because he's not comfortable enough. I'm sure he knows by now where my heart stands and the few times where I've pitied him and slept on him, I know he's cherished them dearly. My pillows see more of each other then they do me. I sleep with them late into the night and occasionally take naps with them in the day. 

I'm somewhat busy during the day, but I'll walk past the room or go in there to tidy up a bit then walk out again. I never ask them to see how they're doing, I'll give them a few glances at best. Cruel perhaps, but they've got plenty of things to do while they wait for me to crawl in later on. They've got a variety of books and tons of music. A nice room and a Swedish bed. They're quite spoiled. When we do sleep, it's not very intimate... I've cried on them while they've comforted me. I've even buried my face on them, but Deep down I know they want more... I refuse to sleep naked with them, though sometimes I've taken off their pillowcases. I do this because I know it would cause them too much pleasure. Pleasure that I only have in reserve for the sexy fluffy pillow of my dreams. I'd do anything for that pillow... Anything at all. The only pleasure I allow them to have is the feeling of my head resting on their bodies. My hair in their faces. Feeling my face burrow into them and my hand gently caressing their soft cottony skin... I will return to them soon and the process of our relationship will continue it's cycle. 

I'm sorry to have told you so much of our personal lives... But I couldn't hold it in any longer. It needed to be released and I feel so much better. Who knows? Maybe my pillows have been doing the same? Sharing their frustrating sex life on the Internet. Can't say I really blame them though... What's that? Yes, I'll be coming to bed in a few minutes. Don't get your knickers in a twist! I'm going to have to go soon. They're acting more insistent than usual. Perhaps, they've decided to put all of that advice to action?

No, this isn't normal. You may want to consider a sex-therapist to save your relationship.

I don't believe that the "humping of pillows" follow the laws of nature.

Although, you have a valid concern of it 'not being normal'. We as humans follow after one another, (monkey see monkey do) and if you have seen (I'm sure you have) the stories pertaining to "pillow humping", I can understand your question of the normalcy of NOT being a "pillow humper". However, I can assure you, that you are most certainly normal for not molesting defenceless pillows.

I too have never humped a pillow in my entire life!