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It's the same formula over and over. It doesn't even make me smile, I just do I sort of long sigh of disappointment.
I get that it's a meme, but memes usually reach a saturation point then fade into obscurity... Why won't this one?
(nobody say "Because Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and thus anything associated with Chuck Norris can never die")
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just The Islands.
Everytime Chuck Norris does pushups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down. FACT.
Ok. Here goes:
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Fact: Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush in Poker.
I don't know how this got voted 83% normal! This is abnormal!
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. (;
Okay they are kind of corny, and Chuck Norris gets killed by Bruce Lee at the end. But his beard is the epitome of all things Jesus. lol.
Different countries have different senses of humour. I kind of like the Chuck Norris stuff because it seems kind of universal. We're all in it together and we're all a world family for once. My favourites are the older ones, like:
Behind Chuck Norris' beard, there isn't a chin. There is only another fist.
I just had to join in.....some of the cheesiest jokes regain humour with their age ;)
When Chuck Norris goes swimming with sharks, the sharks wear chain mail.
Chuck Norris ran around the world so fast, he hit himself on the back of his head.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Christmas tree lights, he tells his tree to shine or he’ll roundhouse kick it back into a pine cone.
I bet the OP is hating us right now. :)
Its a terrible meme. Every time is see one a have to pretend to laugh, but really I am dying a little inside every time I read one. We get that Chuck Norris is awesome, okay? "Yo momma" jokes are at least a little funny because they are offensive to somebody (although nobody finds them offensive anymore either).
What I hate most is when somebody says a CN joke which you have heard 50 times already, then you look proudly at you, wondering why you are not hyperventalating from their unmatched humour, and you have to explain that it is an unoriginal joke from an even more unoriginal format, that wasn't funny the first 20 times you heard it.
He's not that great to start with. It's like your momma jokes. Some are funny but it just gets repetitive. WHY SO REPETITIVE!
Chuckie(y instead on an ie) was a stupid doll... GET DA FUQ YOU U ON WRONG POST!
who ever said i was referring to the doll? Now go back to your gay orgy and gtfo of mah internets
(sigh) wow... people always bring up the gay insult...i actualy think the people who insult some one with the word "gay" is probobly the actual one who is gay... and chuckie instantly refers to the doll... since if you are referring to Chuck Norris then you say Chuck Norris...you get my logic broham?
Just because you don't enjoy a joke doesn't mean that others shouldn't.
Long sigh of disappointment over a joke? Whoa man ease up it's just a joke.
Chuck Norris once had the idea of selling his piss...we now know the drink as redbull
Chuck Norris once donated thirty liters of his blood to a blood donation company...then he won the tour de france with a pogo stick
Instead of being birthed normaly Chuck Norris desided to punch his way out...hence the term C(huck)-section.
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because Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, thus anything associated with Chuck Norris can never die
it takes fourteen puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile...it takes only one to make him destroy an orphanage.
cHUCK nORRIS FUCKED YOUR WIFE TWELVE TIMES WHILE YOU WERE OUT ON A ONE DAY BUSINESS TRIP. TOUGH SHIT.
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris once ate three seventy-two ounce steaks in one hour.He spent the first fifty-two minutes of that hour having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris was voted "most likely to save a POW using a mule kick" by his senior class
ask Chuck Norris what his favorite music is he will round house kick you untill you beg for mercy... then he says thats music to his ears
Chuck Norris invented babies cuz he was tired of eating the same old thing
if you ever met a woman with crooked teeth you met a woman who gave Chuck Norris a blowjob
Chuck Norris once played minecraft when he found out he couldent kick any thing he said "i hope minecraft gets shut down" the second he said that minecraft got shut down till it was safe
in every dinosaur skull ever found there is an imprint of the bottom of a boot scientests are baffled but we sure know why
Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours just by thinking about pineapples
Yes. They got old. Oddly enough, though, "In Soviet Russia..." jokes are still funny, despite being older.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
i do still enjoy the chuck norris facts, but there's no reason why you should too.
everyone's different, there's nothing wrong with you.
They can get repetitive when you hear them all the time but at the right moment they're funny.
I'm thinking of this one time in Biology when we were doing a food chain. It was something like...Plants. What eats them - Fish, what eats them - Bears. Then the teacher asked what eats a Bear and someone said Chuck Norris. That was really funny. Dunno if it is to you...guess you had to be there ;P
If Chuck Norris had a doller amd you had a doller Chuck Norris would kick your ass and take your doller
IM BACK!
Chuck Norris is so smart stephon hawking stood up to bow down to him
This was an enjoyable read. :) Chuck Norris jokes are enjoyable to me. Lighten up.