Is it normal i do this when i wipe?

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Every time I wipe I feel the need to put moisturizing cream on the piece of toilet paper I'm using. If the piece of toilet paper is not dampened with cream I feel my ass is not well wiped and I feel very uncomfortable. is it normal normal to do this? or am I being obsessive with my ass cleanliness?

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18% Normal
Based on 170 votes (31 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    If it was normal, toilet paper would come pre-creamed.

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    • Shackleford96
      11 years ago

      Eww :P

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        I think that pre-creamed tissues would become popular amongst young men more than any other demographic, eh.

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        • dongwhan
          11 years ago

          I think most young men cream their own tissues

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            maybe but it always takes longer in the bathroom for me it does

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        • Shackleford96
          11 years ago

          You might be right, haha!

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            They should come in battery operated warming pods so that when you use them they're not cold and clammy.

            *gross

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            • Shackleford96
              11 years ago

              Cold and clammy pre-creamed toilet paper... What a thought. Lol.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago | pl

    Use baby wipes.

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago

    Baby-wipes is a more intelligent ass-cleaning solution. Mind you, I'm not calling you stupid or ass-cleaning challenged... But I'm sure your ass is very nicely moisturized. Uh!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I actually used moisturized ass-cleaning wipes sold by Walgreens. But they are like 7 dollars and lasted only 1 week so I ended up spending 20 dollars a month to keep my ass clean. I stopped using them after a while

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      • NoraBaker
        11 years ago

        Oh, I see! But, hey! 20 bucks a month to keep your booty nice and clean? Sounds like a bargain to me! Unless you're on a really tight budget, then I'm sorry. ;)

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Yeah, my budget is tight :(

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      The term ass-cleaning challenged just made me actually LOL

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      • NoraBaker
        11 years ago

        You're so lollable, Narcissus Davis. :D

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    i use torlet paper and turn the water on and wet it a bit and then wipe my shitty ass and my shit usually falls right out of my ass just a few pushes and flop flop gos the poo in the pot of water

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    11 years ago

    Do it Indian-style, no paper and only water.

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  • LooksLikeLove
    11 years ago

    This is not normal AT ALL and it's not as hygienic as you think! Just use a frickin baby wipe as I'm sure it's the wetness and not the moisturiser that helps you feel cleaner! Also be careful that you don't moisturise you bum'ole too much as it could become loose and baggy and poo will just tumble out without you even having a chance to use the moisturiser!

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      really and your not joking

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  • TerryVie
    11 years ago

    hum, i don't understand why the rating is SO low.
    considering this:

    http://www.amazon.de/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?__mk_de_DE=%C5M%C5Z%D5%D1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=hakle+feucht&x=0&y=0#/ref=sr_kk_1?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Afeuchtes+toilettenpapier&keywords=feuchtes+toilettenpapier&ie=UTF8&qid=1335176585

    unless i misunderstood something seriously here, there seems to be quite some market for those things.
    in the company i work at, they are standard equipment on the toilets-maybe it's not NORMAL you do that yourself with cream and normal paper, but the basic IDEA seems normal enough.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Looks like wet wipes are more accepted in Germany than in the US. Kimberly Clark and P&G released similar products in the U.S. but they were not successful, people like to use the same old dry system around here.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    11 years ago

    WOW 0% normal! looks like an IIN new record

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