Is it normal i did another horrible thing

So I'm the guy who made the post about the macaroni. I'm happy to say that the girl is out of the hospital now, but has to wear a mask, but she's totally cool with it. Unfortunately i lost my job, but thank God I was talking with a Wal-Mart manager and got hired as a cashier.

Lots of customers were rude to me once they found out that it was my first day, I just felt absolutely horrible. but I just ignored them and continued to move on and not let them bother me. I did not want to let my anger get the best of me. I was fine until I got this one black lady as my customer. She was so rude and loud and had horrible breath. I was so glad when I finally finished ringing her up. But then I heard her say those dreaded words "I forgot something." She ran away leaving her bags, and for 45 minutes, I waited.

She then returned with a bag of cereal in her hand. SHE HAD ME WAIT THAT LONG FOR SOME FUCKING CEREAL! And it wasn't even name brand. It was some Fruity Pebble rip off called "Fruit rocks." I was pissed. It took about 10 minutes for that purchase to be comleted because her credit card was in her purse, which looked like a nightmare from that show "Hoarders" She finally found her card, and by this time I was so pissed I felt like I was burning up but I stayed calm.

You think that's the end? Well it's not. Read the title of this post.

Her cellphone rang, and she spent about 20 minutes at my register talking on it. I WANTED TO KILL HER! but I stayed calm. after she was about to swipe her card.... Guess what.... SHE FORGOT SOMETHING ELSE!! I snapped and just screamed like no tomorrow. I ran over to the hot table and grabbed a rotisserie chicken and threw it at her. She caught it in her hands , then started juggling it back and forth because it was so hot. Her weave violently swung back and forth and she passed out.

Long story short; she had an anxiety attack. and I'm thinking "Seriously? An anxiety attack over some chicken."

I'm in danger yet again of losing another job. I just wish I could stop before someone dies or something.

I need advice, like now.

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Comments ( 14 )
  • Short4Words

    Are you serious?

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  • wigsplitz

    Channel your food-rage into something positive, become a hibachi chef.

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    • shuggy-chan

      Fuck no, last thing I need in my restaurant is this guy handling knifes

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  • cobyjack

    I read the first sentence and was like hey, I remember that post!

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  • kingsleycrowne

    Macaroni Man strikes back!

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  • I have no suggestions except maybe to start seeking a job not in customer service?

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Are you sure this is serious? I couldn't think a funnier item to throw at someone. If it is though find the root of your anger, Its normal to get angry in situations like that but not enough to harm people

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  • BurnaBaby27

    LOL, fruit rocks.

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  • Maya05

    Definitely look into anger management. It could really help.
    That being said I don't feel sorry for the women at all. It would have taken a lot of effort to not snap at someone who makes you wait an hour for one fucking order.

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    • One hour and twenty-five minutes

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Is it fucked up I found this really funny?

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  • howaminotmyself

    Don't work in customer service.

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    • suckonthis9

      Whatness, that is Customer Service at Wal-Mart.

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  • MissyLeyneous

    Marlena? Fuck that bitch. :P

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