Is it normal i'd marry to make my parents jealous...

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...by calling my parents-in-law "Mom" and "Dad" in front of them? Holidays would be celebrated with my parents-in-law, siblings-in-law, nieces and nephews.

After I finish college, soon my immigrant parents will be old, poor, stupid, and dependent on me. Powerless, they will be at my mercy, and I will make them live through me.

Also, since I'm their one-man progeny, I can single-handedly leave them grandchildless. Their bloodline would be put an end to, extinct.

If I fell in battle, they would be left without any progeny at all, but Israel has a law against siblingless people joining the military as combatants unless they get legal permission from their parents or become orphaned, so I fantasize about murdering them, usually in conspiracy with a sibling -- but not before Mother is made to copulate with her brother at gunpoint, while Father is forced to watch, applaud and say he likes it.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    If I was the parent of the person who wrote this post, I'd be absolutely overjoyed the day they reached 18. That damn kid would be out the door with 20 bucks and a, "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.", never to darken my doorstep again, hopefully.
    Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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    • wigz
      8 years ago

      Yet you were still 'technically not an adult' until age 21?

      I guess that is a partial explanation as to why you are so far developmentally delayed compared to everyone else since we all started at 18, but hardly sufficient overall. Seriously, what is wrong with you?

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Still not reading your moronic bullshit, kid.

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        • Soapy_Testicles
          8 years ago

          What a wonderful parent you must have been. No wonder you spend so much time on this website, old and miserable as you are.

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  • wigz
    8 years ago

    It's a normal enough thought but you'd be better off just living your life for yourself. Move on.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    8 years ago

    Haha you petty piece of shit.

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