Is it normal i can't seem to catch a case of worms?

I've been trying to catch parasites but I can't!! I didn't think it would be so hard. I get so jealous hearing stories of other people who had tapeworms and such.

is it normal to be inhospitable to worms apparently?

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Based on 101 votes (25 yes)
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Comments ( 22 )
  • NeuroNeptunian

    First world problems. *sigh*

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    • disthing

      I've realised that sums up 90% of people's questions on this site.

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    • Imsupernormal

      THIS. Though I would have said *FACEPALM*

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    • MissyLeyneous

      This.

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  • Goomats

    Anonymous poll creator, you are a loony. Did you have any idea how many people have died long, slow deaths from parasites praying to be healed? How many people in the history of the Earth have lost loved ones to parasites? you are a perfect example of pampered, modern people being out of touch and idealizing mayhem and tragedy.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Go on one of those illegal websites where those desperate girls get tapeworms to lose weight and ingest one.

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  • bumblecreek

    i don't see how it's normal to be jealous of something like that. most people are ashamed of disgusting bodily problems like that and try to avoid them. i had a staph infection last year that made my ankle swell up all purple. you're not jealous of that are you?

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    Ew.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Oh Gaia! Why on earth would you want to be infected with a parasite?! Do not know how dangerous it is or do you and just like to live dangerously?!

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    • southlords

      it causes you too loose alot of weight, but people should just stop shoving there faces and exercise.

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  • VioletTrees

    You know you have to get it back out, right? Read this and get back to me: http://www.fray.com/drugs/worm/

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    • MissyLeyneous

      O___O .............OH MY GAWD. o________o

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    • Exciting!

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      • VioletTrees

        Fair enough!

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  • PonyProblem

    Well I hope you find your tapeworm. It'll feel great.

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    • PonyProblem

      Ok I feel the need to come back and specify.
      This was sarcasm

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  • 800imawesome

    Just eat raw pork.

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  • lufa

    Do you want worms living in your eyes or brain, leading to massive headaches and causing you to go insane? You do realize they crawl all around your body, infecting and destroying vital organs?

    Tapeworm larvae can cause ancillary diseases like cysticercosis. If you're serious about this, don't be stupid, they're called parasites for a reason. There are safer ways to lose weight if that's your goal.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    Spend a year camping in the Amazon. You will surely get more than you've asked for.

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  • JuneB

    Ugh, I KNOW! Worms are so fickle! It's almost rude, the way the reject our bodies. What, aren't we good enough hosts for them? Stupid pretentious worms.

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    • I want to host it and then keep it in a jar to look at, after I've grown it nicely. Is that weird or wrong? I think not.

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      • JuneB

        Sure, sure. I mean, you can buy them off of ebay, but it's not quite the same when you know that it's been inside of your body.

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