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I go to great lengths to keep people out. If they knock, I open the letterbox and speak the words "knock knock" to them. When they ask who's there I tell them that they are, and that they've compromised the structure and integrity of a knock knock joke, thus they are not welcome today.
Well I WOOD put my cock in the letterbox, because frankly that's how I greet people.
I just hope you have the kindness not to smush it closed.
I wish this would actually happen to me in real life. I would laugh my ass off while walking back to my car lolz.
If you can find my place, I'll happily do it to you. Not sure how you'd get your car across the Atlantic Ocean, though. :P
That's easy. It is a little more expensive, but if I fell my car up with dark matter, it can also move the universe around it, instead of driving. This is very similar to making it fly, and I could easily get there. Hard part is nailing down an address, or even a country lolz.
It is sounds like you have illusions that someone might destroy your home.
I would laugh so hard if someone did this to me. Although people tend to open doors for me. Even if it's just to tell me that they never open doors.
i think its a bit odd to be honest but then again i cant go inside a home without first being invited even if the door is open and you might be my bf or uncle i cant go in until you directly say come in lol
anywho perhaps its safe for you to not let anyone in there are some freaks out there...or maybe theyre already inside....GET OUT !