Is it normal i am this competitive with my family/kids?

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I know that most people want to have a family one day and even if they cant they secretly envy people like me who do have the "perfect" family. I have 3 kids, 2 older boys who are fantastic athletes, like their sexy father, (he's still got it in the sack after 23 years as well, pun intended) They have both been given college scholarships, for sports. I also have a daughter who looks like me, (beautiful as if it wasnt obvious) and is ultra smart as well. Going to Yale University next fall. Now when I hear other idiot parents going on about their kids I love to mention my own kids and how "perfect" they are. Especially when some of these other kids arent even good looking or good at sports, you know important things, most of them are probably out of shape nerds like you losers in front of your computers reading this. Is it normal I was always this competitive with my kids and made sure they not only succeeded but especially beat the other kids whose parents we were "friends" with? Is it normal I probably should have had more kids considering how just the three turned out?

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48% Normal

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Its too bad really, but I hate to tell you, your children hate you. Yup, they hate you and that poor saggy sack that has the horrible displeasure of cuddling up to your dusty, uneducated, soccer mom looking ass every night! The only thing more annoying than people like you, is people who drive that over-sized gas guzzling eye sore of an SUV in your driveway that makes people like you have an undeserved sense of accomplishment, and think they own the road like some sort of middle eastern oil tycoon.

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dom180

11 years ago

Troll harder.

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- Captain_Kegstand
  
  11 years ago
  
  God I hope this is a troll!
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    11 years ago
    
    Same here. I'd hate to think people like this actually walk on the earth O_0
    
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    - Captain_Kegstand
      
      11 years ago
      
      Exactly how I was thinking about the whole thing!
      
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thinkingaboutit

11 years ago

Yeah, it's normal but you sound like a fucking kook.

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- Captain_Kegstand
  
  11 years ago
  
  HaHa I couldn't agree more! Thank you!
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    11 years ago
    
    Is that your boyfriend sweetheart? Got him to reply to me? Good luck manwhore.
    
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    - Captain_Kegstand
      
      11 years ago
      
      1) Looks like a cute chick judging by the profile. 2) I have no idea who she is 3)how exactly did you get manwhore?
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Thanks Dr. Phil
  
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Captain_Kegstand

11 years ago

HA! That isn't going to end well for you. I almost with I could be around to see it when it all comes crashing down! BTW, you kind of sound like a bitch.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Sound like a bitch do I ?? Well sounds to me like you wouldnt have the genetics to have kids like these, jealous perhaps?
  
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  - Captain_Kegstand
    
    11 years ago
    
    Lolz I'm quite happy with my genetics actually. Can you not see how demeaning and belittling you are when you talk? You basically said your family is hot shit and everybody else is a fat piece of waste. Did you think that attitude was going to make you many friends?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      I have all the friends in the world!!!
      
      And they love and adore me!!!!!
      
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      - Captain_Kegstand
        
        11 years ago
        
        Doesn't sound like you love and adore them in return!
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        I use them for my own benefit, they do the same to me.
        
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DudeUrFuglyXox

11 years ago

you dont seem like a very nice person tbh :/

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

You sound like a bitch.

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joybird

11 years ago

Be very careful. Pride comes before a fall.

Once they're out from under your control they might get into all sorts of problems without your guidance. Imagine the laugh everyone will have if one of your sons gets a local slut pregnant - or your daughter returns pregnant. Not the end of the world, but not exactly the fairy tale ending you are planning.

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- Captain_Kegstand
  
  11 years ago
  
  Good god I hope her daughter becomes a hooker!
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Whoever said pride comes before the fall never had anything to really be proud of.
  
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  - joybird
    
    11 years ago
    
    I believe it's a Biblical proverb to warn us to walk humble coz none of us know when it will all be taken away.
    
    About 5 years ago,a rotten snobby neighbour of mine was delighted to tell everyone that a local teenage girl of 16, whose dad is a multi-millionaire, became pregnant. She had 2 young daughters at the time 11 and 15. She's not crowing now since her own 2 daughters are now unmarried mothers.
    
    What goes around comes around.
    
    Be charitable and walk humble.
    
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GuessWho

11 years ago

If you can, Why Not?

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