Is it normal i always wanted to be a mermaid?

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Yes, I always wanted to be a mermaid, but was always concerned I wouldn't be able to satisfy my sailor's sexual needs because I wouldn't have a vagina :(

Then a genius painter friend of mine, called René Magritte, solved my problem!!! Yay!!

Sexy Sailors, line up! I'm all ready for you... I will now lure you with my singing...

♫ OooooOooooOooOooOOOooooooOo ♫

♫ Oooo... ♫

♫ OooooOoOOoooo♫oooooooOooooOoOO♫OOOOOOOO ♫

Ewww! Imma cook you!	17
Sure, why not?	15
Regular mermaid, please. Bj will do.	35
Sorry, I have a "Human Only" policy.	22
Undecided (I'll write a comment)	1

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Who_Fan4Life

11 years ago | pl

The picture on the post made me laugh so hard, and I don't know why.

It looks so helpless there on the beach!

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- an-easy-lover
  
  11 years ago
  
  same , omg
  
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Captain_Kegstand

11 years ago

That is a little scary looking actually, although me thinks there are guys out there that would still do it lolz.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  There are 6 votes for "Sure, why not?" so far. Yay me!! Must be my singing...
  
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  - Captain_Kegstand
    
    11 years ago
    
    HaHa point taken, but can you imagine trying to have sex while smelling that fish smell?
    
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    - Avant-Garde
      
      11 years ago
      
      Just dump a bucket of perfume on it as you make love.
      
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      - Captain_Kegstand
        
        11 years ago
        
        Naha the ol Irish shower!
        
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Jweezee

11 years ago

Sure, I'd get you tide up, give you a shorgasm, and leave you gasping for air. I mean, I'd like nice sea cups on the upper half but capsize isn't that important to me. But come on, singing to all the sexy sailors? You're gonna get molluskum contagiosum.

But to be honest, I really want to make love to a half dick-thongian woman :(

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  hahahaha wavy-haired I bet :)
  
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  - Jweezee
    
    11 years ago
    
    Good god! Who is this? Ha
    
    You read my mind. Though, i've been thinking maybe one with straight hair lately ;)
    
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nightmare28

11 years ago

If you kiss this woman or go down on her, will probably taste the same.

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DannyKanes

11 years ago

You're doing it right :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Thanks! ;)
  
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dappled

11 years ago

lol, I'm a sucker for a woman who can sing, so count me in. :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Well, I must be honest... I couldn't sing if my life depended on it... I don't think you heard well from afar. Let me sing again, up-close:
  
  ♫ OooooOooOoooOo ♫
  
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  - dappled
    
    11 years ago
    
    Hmm... :)
    
    Still not close enough, I'm afraid. I hear faint warblings but I think you're going to have to get closer still.
    
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- Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
  
  11 years ago
  
  I wasn't aware that fish could sing...
  
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  - dappled
    
    11 years ago
    
    Well, it's no coincidence that bass is both a singing voice and a fish. :P
    
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    - Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
      
      11 years ago
      
      Fair enough.
      
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helpful_demon

7 years ago

whoa! that picture kinda startled me, haha! :O I don't experience sexual attraction or urges, so i'm not gonna answer the poll itself, but this is a really clever set-up with an interesting narrative, good for you! :D

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an-easy-lover

11 years ago

this is funny

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lolol555

11 years ago

How the fuck does this get past moderation?

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bigtoy

11 years ago

If mermaids don't have genitals then where do they piss out of?
Anyway, I don't think that sex with a mermaid is such a good idea - pussies often smell a bit fishy and a merrmaid's pussy would probably stink of fish. And don't forget she'll has had sexwith a shit load of sailors before you so she's bound to have picked up a few STD's...
Better to stick to regular women...

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- Avant-Garde
  
  11 years ago
  
  They might have a hole in their backs or maybe the waste comes out of their fins.
  
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Boo!

11 years ago

The picture made me laugh so much!!! Good one.

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

I like the photo. I wasn't expecting something so surreal:D

I used to want to be a Japanese Lung, so I think it's normal that you want to be a mermaid. I think you should aspire to be a "normal" mermaid as the men probably won't be as weirded out and there are other ways they could pleasure you.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Hey, weird cookie! Then I wouldn't have clit! How bad is that, huh? :P
  
  Knowing you the way I do, I'm sure you'll love the rest of Magritte's work! Check it out!
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    11 years ago
    
    Good point! So, I've put allot of thought into this and realized that the best place would be your stomach. You could have a full working vulva right where your bellybutton would be. Oh my, you'd be the talk of the sea! The sailors wouldn't be able to keep their hands off of you and your fishy brethren would be green with envy.
    
    How right you are! I love Magritte's work, the man was a genius!
    
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Aless

11 years ago

LMAO this was a good one made my day so far...lol
well the psychology of it is typically some one who desires to be a mermaid is some on who is or has thought about a sex change since the mermaid has no male nor female genetelia the person is comfortable with it but this is more common with guys anywho this was a good laugh thank you :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  'twas my pleasure, really! :)
  
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MissyLeyneous

11 years ago

Bunch of dream squashers... :'D

Bob and Tom FTW! (103.7 The Point)

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Shaung1

11 years ago

Funny but i don't know if its normal or not lol

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jondoerandom

11 years ago

There's a japanese cult gore movie called "mermaid in a manhole". watch it and you'll never think of mermaids again. -_-

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I'll be sure to do that, but I'm kind of scared now. :/
  
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x1frosty16

11 years ago

Perfectly normal I would say lol not now but when I was little I always thought I was a mermaid and was gonna return to the sea someday haha I also thought I was gonna go to hogwarts and I was gonna be a pink ranger :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Cute! :)
  
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- Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
  
  11 years ago
  
  Haha, gotta love kid's imaginations.
  
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Aleks85

11 years ago

They could always fuck you in the gills.

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nobleserpent

11 years ago

Wasn't this a skit on Family Guy....?

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- Anime7
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yes it was. The skit was from the episode where Louis kills stewie. I remember it.
  
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- KeddersPrincess
  
  11 years ago
  
  "Then where would my penis be?"
  
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  - Anime7
    
    11 years ago
    
    "Maybe I feel like you owe me something"
    *push onto floor*
    "God damn it, I can't get up"
    
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    - KeddersPrincess
      
      11 years ago
      
      Hahaha:D Oh, yeah:D That was funny!
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I wouldn't know.
  
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