Is it normal i always have to deal with this?
Alright well to start this story off right I have to get into a tragic part of my childhood. I was out to a play with my parent's and we were all walking down a dark alley and some crazy nuts mugged us and then without any reason whatsoever shot both my parents, fucked up shit right? Well I was lucky enough to have a family friend who swore to help raise me and protect me after this happened and as it turns out he's a damn good butler as well with a hilariously dry sense of humor. He worries about me some times, since I tend to work long hours into the night out on the town doing whatever, but it aint no thang, my family had millions of dollars which is now mine anyway so I can do what I want. Some of the assholes I hang out with aint much better, but what are you gonna do? One of them is a real jokester, fucking idiot keeps acid in his boutonneire, and wears a hand buzzer so that when he shakes your hand it gives you a jolt, some people get a little hot under the collar (and I mean HOT!) when he does it to them, but he's alright I guess. Another guy is always sending me mail like "riddle me this and riddle me that, I mean wtf already, I get it you are clever, I dont have time to solve this dumb shit. And you wana talk about my dating life? Forget it, I got some crazy lady that dresses up as a cat, following me around trying to whip my ass with a bullwhip. Sometimes I think the only person who understands me is my partner, but then I think this dude's named after a bird, how messed up is that? I mean wtf, did his parents conceive him on some bird watching trip and think thats clever?? Because let me tell ya, it aint.
Well anyway is it normal I dress up in tights and spend my nights running around with all these yokels or what?