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My close friend works at a zoo and she agreed to let me look at the animals "after hours" for a thesis I am writing. Under her supervision I approached the monkey. It leapt at me and grabbed my crotch it hurt at first but it began to feel great and eventually I came. My friend laughed the whole time and I feel betrayed. Normal?
I honestly don't believe this. A monkey is much stronger than a human. Your cock would have been crushed.
Most people are going to say this is unbelievable, but I know for a fact it is not. I have a friend who works as a vet at a zoo and I know that monkeys give each other hand jobs as we have videotaped it before. We also have gone into the enclosures late at night, after a few drinks (maybe more then a few haha) without any clothes on and the monkeys were more then willing to give us hand jobs as well. And if you close your eyes it feels just like a human hand.
So you got sexually assulted by monkey while your friend stood there laughing.
Ha Ha!
I hope you reciprocated or at least fed it a couple bananas. You know, that common courtesy crap.
A chimp is an ape...not a monkey. If you got a handjob from a monkey...well that'd just be weird. Next time try the gorilla cage (ape again) I bet they give great hand.
your friend is really good with animals. Tell her my congratulations for that trained monkey ;)