Is it normal for your teenager son to play with your feces?
My son has always had a strange habit of wanting to play with my smouldering rancid turds. A few weeks ago I told him that he has to play with his own poo after an incident at his grandmothers funerals, where human remains accidently became desecrated. Yesterday when I sat atop the throne of creation; he kicked down the down and beat me with a sock full of marbles then had the audacity to take my hot spicy turd out of the bowl and ran away. He has since come back home (in fact an hour ago, but have no clue where my poo is) but he refuses to talk to me. I have never seen him this mad before, is this normal teenage behaviour? Have any other parents out there had this problem?
Voting Results
16% Normal
Based on 110 votes
(18 yes)