Is it normal for your grandma to shave your balls?

Okay, I know this is going to sound odd, but it's my real life situation and I could use an opinion.

To explain, I'm 24 years old, disabled, and in a wheelchair. For most of my life I was unable to do things for myself due to my disability, and needed assistance with much of my daily chores. Growing up, my mom was never very helpful or responsible, and my dad ran out on us when I was little, so for the most part, my grandmother had been my main caregiver.

In the end it was all fine, grandma helped me get dressed, get off to school, do whatever I needed, but more recently I've become a bit troubled by some of the "help" she wants to give me.

It all started a few months back, when she became almost obsessed about me finding a girlfriend. I told her not to worry about it, that it was my issue, but she kept insisting that I be "presentable for the ladies," and that I need to be "a big boy". Now that's fine and all, and I completely understand her wanting to help.. but she's been getting way too personal..

For instance, about a month ago, she told me that if I ever wanted to please a girlfriend, I would need to have smooth balls. Now, I was IMMEDIATELY taken off guard by this, and felt VERY uncomfortable, but she insisted that I let her make that happen, so after a bit of begging and pleading, I finally gave in.

To be honest, it felt nice, but it was still so awkward, especially since she kept saying things like "there's my big boy!", and "The ladies won't be able to keep their hands off of you".. and probably the most disturbing "Oh my! You have a big one!".

Granted, I do need help..er.. reaching down there -- I can't do it myself, but even though it feels so good, and DOES look way better.. I can't help but feel that it just isn't normal; that whatever is going on is weird and probably shouldn't be happening.

This has been going on every other day for over a month.. and actually, after I get done posting this, I'll probably be due for another shave (they get itchy if you don't keep up), but I was hoping to get some feedback here on my issue.

I'm so conflicted over it!

Thank you all so much.

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Based on 251 votes (58 yes)
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Comments ( 41 )
  • RoseIsabella

    Are you sure your granny ain't an old poof in drag?

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  • SHAKEStheClown

    Mmm... I smell troll.

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    • Darkoil

      Just smell? It slapped me in the face like a giant wet fish.

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    • What if it's real, I'd be all like wtf and stuff.

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  • Your granny wants the D

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  • SkullsNRoses

    I'm pretty sure this qualifies as sexual abuse and possibly even borderline incest with her commentary.
    Point out to her that if a girl knew how your pubic hair was being removed she'd run a mile.

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  • gummy_jr

    What the fuck did I just read?

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  • Avant-Garde

    No!!!! She sounds like my mother's mother who is a secret (I presume) sex offender (I know). O_o It's not normal and fucking creepy. Is there someone you can tell? Or, tell her to fuck off, though that probably won't have much effect. You should threaten to report her (I think you should actually do it), the threat alone, I'd she's wise, should make her stop. In either case, you should try to apply for a professional caregiver.

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  • How can't you shave yourself? You can type all this on here so there is nothing wrong with your hands right?

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  • peterr

    Get your Grandma to suck you off...she is from the generation that invented blowjobs...

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  • LemonCheese123

    Well honestly, I'm sure you love your grandma..Well, as I say it, nan, a lot, as she was your main caregiver, but honestly.. It's really wrong. You need to tell her to stop because you feel uncomfortable. And to be quite honest, it sounds a little pervy if she's also saying stuff like that.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    This troll smells so bad it gave me a black eye.

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  • This must be fake. *shoots jumbo load all over keypad**

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  • cȱɱpɩɛx

    That's awful! My grandmother has always shaved my scrotum but I would never let her pop my testicles out of their sac and then shave them.

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  • anti-hero

    What old lady thinks shaved balls is where it's at? If you ask any woman over 40 if they like shaved balls they will look at you like your head is on fire. Most younger women don't dig it either.

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    • You're the best person ever. Solipsism is real. ***has wet dream while making sandwich***

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      • anti-hero

        But how do you know that your mind exists?

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        • ***Ejaculates into bottle of Windex while suffering survivors guilt****

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          • anti-hero

            Oh I get it you are like robbie but you jizz instead of shitting. Clever.

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          • Geneva5

            I do this to !!! I'm not alone.

            Then after my grandma shaves my balls we do shots of the jizz filled windex.

            What kinda ratios you into ?

            We do about 70/30.

            Level 12 windex jizzer ! Fuck yeah.

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            • *Blows load prematurely*

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    • GoraIntoDesiGals

      My ex gf wanted me to shave though.

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      • anti-hero

        She was Desi, they don't count.

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        • GoraIntoDesiGals

          That's racist

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          • anti-hero

            So?

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          • Reported*

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  • xosamxo

    Thats what I thought as I was reading that she probably doesn't want you to feel left out by not having a girlfriend it is abit weird especially the things she says to you , speak to somebody about getting a new carer don't tell them the reason as your Nan might get into trouble good puck anyway

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  • hipsterturtlelove

    Your nan probably thinks of you as her baby espicially being handicapped it is peculiar how eager she was to shave you, but I'd suggest telling her that it makes you uncomfortable. P.s you should wax instead of shaving >.<

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    This does actually sound semi normal. Given your situation I think she is trying to help. I think she still sees you as a child and the way she talks to you sounds like how a mother treats a child. She still does everything for you and your in her eyes "her grand baby". I could see where it would bother you though. I would say try and see if you could somehow get a professional care giver as others have suggested.

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  • Hannible

    What is your Grannys addy dude?

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  • If I were you,I'd just get a gun and shoot myself in the fuckin head.

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  • Hannible

    Fuck sake!

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  • flyingfromtheearth

    i think it would of been normal if your grandma did not beg and if she did not ask if you asked her then that's fine but i think you should of asked your grandpa if you have one.She should not have made it awkward by saying stuff like you have a big D i think she should of just started a general conversation.
    Try getting laser hair removal it will be less awkward and it done not hurt.

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  • cookielover

    wow........... that is messed up...........:O .........that's so wrong .......... its not normal........... idk what else 2 say........ well good luck......... u will need it.........

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  • PayDay

    yea thats pretty twisted for any family member to WANT anything to do with any of you private areas.

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  • agentchaos

    her intentions are in the right place even if its totally weird

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  • 69

    totes normals but just cause she's not your grandpa

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  • thegruffalo

    It's not normal, but the situation sort of seems fair enough!

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  • redfastlad

    liar

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