Is it normal for this to happen after a date?

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I just had a great date with an amazing man last weekend. He got a little strange as it got later into the night though, and insisted on leaving immediately, before midnight. I was confused and sad that the date was over so abruptly, but we ended it with a passionate kiss and a promise to see each other again soon.

I watched as he drove off in his cherry '69 Camaro and all of a sudden his car started transforming, it turned into a refrigerator box with doughnuts for tires and a team of hamsters where the engine should be. He's standing there in shock and I see his designer clothing turn into 2 trash bags and some duct tape, his shoes turned into two loaves of Jewish rye. He ran off into the night dropping his glasses and I haven't heard from him again. I'd like to contact him but he didn't give me his number. All I have to find him is his glasses. I put a lost&found ad for the glasses and got many answers but so far the proper owner hasn't come forward. What do I do?

IIN?

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Based on 39 votes (10 yes)
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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I have a perfect explanation for this. He really is an eccentric hobo who has a fairy godfather. His godfather turned him into a hunky chunk of cheese with a sexy car. He had to leave abruptly because the spell wears off at midnight sharp. He loves you and try to come back for more glorious dates. Only when you marry will he stop being a eccentric hobo and become sexy hunk of cheese with the valiant motorised steed you've come to love so well.

    Now, if you will excuse me, it's the early morning and sky is still dark which means that there's still time for me to create chaos for any superhero on the prowl.

    *Disappears in a puff of smoke*

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Cinderfella!

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  • 69
    10 years ago

    craigslist for the guy whose stepbrothers and stepfather make him their trash bag bitch

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago

    Alternate take on an old fairy tale. I like it :)

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  • Legion
    9 years ago

    Hahahaha!

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  • Riddler
    9 years ago

    Maybe he cinderella

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  • fullhouse
    10 years ago

    wtf did I just read? funny

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  • Kerry69
    10 years ago

    Thanks :)

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  • auburnsin
    10 years ago

    Ha ha ha awesome!!

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  • CheyChey
    10 years ago

    hahaha. made my afternoon!

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  • charli.m
    10 years ago

    Aww, I'm sorry :)

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  • dom180
    10 years ago

    Hahaha! *polite applause*

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