Is it normal for my penis to talk to me?

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My penis keeps talking to me and saying things like "it's really fucking cramped in here" and "so when you gonna fuck that hot chick". My penis also makes sexual remarks and embarrasses me a lot in public. Is it normal for it to do this? How can I make it stop?

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Based on 23 votes (10 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    My tits talk to me all the time. They get annoying after a while. Specially when they start talking to other people without my permission. Smh.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Wasn't there some French movie about a talking pussy?

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    • bigtoy
      12 years ago

      It could only have been a french movie! lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    So your telling me that your dick talks to everyone or us it just in your head or what.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    If it doesn't stay quiet, you might not have him for much longer if he says that stuff around women XD

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    You should record what it says so that you will know you are not crazy O.o

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    Does he speak with a castilian accent? my, that would be so incredibly sexy!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Beat your meat. It should fix it.

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