Is it normal for my mum to act like this?

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So my Mum likes to give jobs to a lot of people, and as a result I referred to her as "Queen Colleen". She took this positively and now sings the song "Joy To The World" with the following lyrics:

"God bless the Queen, the Queen Colleen. She's noble, majestic and kind".

She sings this at least 6 times a day and it's damn annoying. In addition, around 5 years ago she had severe PMT, and my father would not pass her a carrier bag; she reacted by saying "pass me the carrier baaaaaagggs", in an American accent with a slight lisp (we're English) and this has also stuck.

No, this is not a joke. So guys, is it normal for her to act like this?

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  • Bartholomew
    12 years ago

    She should try this:
    "God bless the Queen, the Queen Colleen. She's noble, majestic and reigns supreme."

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  • Tehboss
    12 years ago

    you are the problem... your mum is cool =D

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  • Tisgranum
    12 years ago

    Sounds funny and cool to me. There's a guy at work who comes up with funny phrases that stick like that. Most people find it funny most of the time. For every person that gets annoyed once in a while, it only makes the others just laugh that much more.

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  • flax
    12 years ago

    Queen Colleen.... That is bloody hilarious!

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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    I usually sing 'too sexy' in the shower. Im just too sexy for that shower hands down.

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  • randomjelly
    12 years ago

    Your mom is freaking delightful.

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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago

    Shes probably on her period.

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  • kyanviado
    12 years ago

    @ the white spirit, not to be rude but only Americans spell mum with an o, in England and Australia it's m u m. Like you call jelly is what we call jam, your jello our jelly confusing but there it is

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  • Rosey
    12 years ago

    If that's all, please go on with your life. Let it rest, it's not that bad...

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    She sounds normal.

    Perhaps she's doing it because you tried giving her a rude nickname.

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  • flax
    12 years ago

    And no the term mum or mom is correct in British English, American English and/or Australian English.

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  • bubber
    12 years ago

    I used to do that a lot as a child.

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  • --ash--
    12 years ago

    Sound like mental problems, her brain is turning to mash, get her committed asap before she causes any real harm, it's about to start.

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  • The_White_Spirit
    12 years ago

    It's spelled mom

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