Is it normal for my husband to be miserable?

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Sometimes when my husband is sitting in his chair, he looks so down that I say, "Cheer up, you crosspatch" and he usually responds negatively. One time when I'd knitted him a beautiful pink balaclava he looked more miserable than usual. When I asked him why he was such a glumglum head, he said, "You've ruined my life, you witch".

Another time when I'd grown some splendid chrysanthemums and was proudly showing them to him, he said that he hoped the neighbours dog would bite me and give me rabies. I was very confused because the neighbours don't even have a dog, just a small parakeet.

I can't help but feel Mr. Grumps is trying to tell me something; I just can't work out what it is. Do you think I should bake him a nice cake?

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  • DanB
    13 years ago

    This has got to be fake.

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  • deepthought33
    13 years ago

    He sounds depressed and you sound...crazy.

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  • sadtruth
    13 years ago

    A pink balaclava?! Poor guy!

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  • lewlew80
    13 years ago

    Wow, glum glum head??

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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    yes bake him a nice cake. that will solve all of your problems.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    HAHAHHAH cute as a button!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      :D

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    I guess you could always put poison in the cake

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Next time you are having sex stick a finger in his butt. I bet that'll help. Just hold on tight.

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  • mini
    13 years ago

    Just have a serious talk to him, a cake won't fix this.

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  • virtualdog
    13 years ago

    funny. it's not him with the problem its you. make him something nice for dinner. you're not doing enough 4 him. no one likes a crosspatch!

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  • LovelyMay
    10 years ago

    Bake him a nice cake!! Do you know his favorite color? You could use it to color the frosting!! Do anything you can to have a long marriage and keep him happy ;)

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  • Geneva5
    11 years ago

    You sounds like a bitch - he loves fucking dirty crack whores in his car most days and has done for years ! He hates you !

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  • Legion
    11 years ago

    ^this

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    • dappled
      11 years ago

      Ha! This is the kind of story I used to write when I first started on the site. I'd completely forgotten about this one.

      Glumglum head... wow... someone must have laced my cocoa with something! :D

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      • Legion
        11 years ago

        Oh crap, you didnt drink the special cocoa did you? that was for my friends party!

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        • dappled
          11 years ago

          Yeah! I did! What was with all the laxatives in that stuff? It was cocoa going in and cocoa coming out. :P

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  • Treez
    12 years ago

    Lol

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  • Noonesperfect
    12 years ago

    fake and gay

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  • BoredGuy
    13 years ago

    real story is real

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