Is it normal for my girlfriend to get mad at me when i fart?

We have been together for 3 years now and I am comfortable farting around her, I mean her dad laughs when I fart at his house. But whenever I fart she gets mad and tells me to get away from her. But when she farts she thinks it's funny, and I have to admit I think it's funny too but probably mostly because she finds it funny. When I tell her she can't get mad at me for farting when she laughs about farting she simply replies "yes I can because it's funny when I fart"

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  • I'd fuck her so hard if I were u

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    • BigRedOne

      Good advice skyhimonkey.

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  • bigtoy

    Whale song...must be you two communicating on a different level. lol
    So gross...farting is only amusing when the farts don't smell.

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  • zEropoint

    She's right about everything, and you're just going to have to deal with it.

    It's interesting that you mention that her father thinks farts are funny. I don't think she's really upset with you for farting, because I grew up in a similar situation (you know the bean eating scene from the Mel Brooks movie "Blazing Saddles"? Yeah, my dad once peed himself from laughing so hard at that scene, and he'd already seen that movie about a million times).

    I'm guessing that when you fart and think it's funny, her internal reaction is actually deep familial attachment (because it's obviously what her father did). Her reaction is probably really close to what her mother does when her dad farts (hissy fit around and spray febreeze at your butt and all that stuff, right?) What she's really feeling is a sense of family with you because the activity so closely mirrors her experience in a family.

    Yes, she's going to complain. And yes, her farts are morally superior to yours. Get used to it. :-)

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    • mazgan

      I always knew most girls are very hypocrits.

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  • Sounds like a one way street

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  • TheBritishBoy

    If you would have said she hated you farting because it was disgusting then I would have said it was normal. But since she's doing it herself, it isn't. What a hypocrite!

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  • RoseIsabella

    It depends, how stinky are your farts?

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  • Notsomethingrecognizable

    I don't really see what the big deal is. One of my friends (male) has been farting in front of his girlfriend, one of my other friends, since they started dating, and he farts A LOT!

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  • chicken471bologna

    Yes it's normal

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  • Gidget

    my boyfriend is like that if i fart it is just disgusting because im a girl but if he farts it so hilarious im not really sure what you should do i just fart when i feel like it and ignore his bitchin but if it really bothers u try to explain it to her i dont think its a big deal but it is pretty hypocritical

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  • JandC

    hahah i do that to my bf i only have a go cuz we r in a room and he will just come up 2 me and smile and say love u and let 1 off but its the fact that he shudnt do it infront of me , its just eww i dnt do it to him and if i do i laff cuz its funny he dnt expect me 2 do it x

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  • Kai'Layah

    sounds like she's just responding to your farts in that matter because she doesnt really know what else to say. when my boyfriend farts i just say "that was the best one ive heard so far". because honestly it doesnt gross me out. i think its sweet that hes that comfortable with me.

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  • undercoverkitkat

    Secretly she just wants to be the sole farter in the house...u are taking the attention away from her by farting ha ha.

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  • fart her in the mouth. that will teach her the lesson.

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  • slurpeesOWN

    Hahahahaha she's dumb! Just kidding!!!!
    She does sound hot though

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  • If she gets mad over it that is just stupid.

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  • Scrat

    Lol

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  • jenonderful

    She sounds funny

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  • pao

    20 years married, neither of us fart in front of each other. that is something you do in the bathroom.!!!
    That is like NON SOLID shit !!! disgusting you both!!!

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