Is it normal for my girlfriend to excrete during sex?

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During sex (vaginal) my girlfriend tends to excrete, and more often than not I end up getting a little bit of poo on me. Now I was a virgin before this relationship and I had never had sex, so I do not know if this is normal female behaviour during an orgasm. Ingrid (my girlfriend) insists that it is.

I love her so much but it is starting to become a problem for my life as people are asking why my clothes are always covered in shit, and why I smell so bad.

Can anyone help me with this? Has anyone else experienced being shat on during vaginal sex?

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Based on 51 votes (29 yes)
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  • WinstonTasteGood
    12 years ago

    Well stop banging the shit out of her.

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  • shuggy-chan
    12 years ago

    WHAT
    THE
    FUCK

    WHAT?!?!?!

    <XD

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  • countrybumkin
    12 years ago

    stop having sex in your clothes casanova and if you do get your clothes covered in shit maybe change them before you go out in public and maybe shower you stinky gromit..by the way i did have a girl shit the bed once when she cum real hard but she was a bit loose in the back end if ya know what i mean. her name isn't sandy is it

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  • David_Marsh
    12 years ago

    Guys, I am totally serious here, my girlfriend is indeed called Ingrid. I have been avoiding having sex with her for the past few days. Can any of you give me a straight answer. Hopefully soon...

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    No... Are you sure that you're going in the right orifice? Have her to have a enema or a laxative many hours before hand.

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  • rogidez
    11 years ago

    LMFAO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .....Ingrid is German ja? She is some sick weirdo dude...and pulling the wool over ....if this is real...take her to the vet...they'll put her down and your problem will be solved

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  • sillygirl77
    9 years ago

    LMAO thanks for the post :). Some trolls on here are pretty funny :).

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  • mateo
    12 years ago

    really?....your girlfriend is not named ingrid................fake

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  • lc1988
    12 years ago

    Haha this has to be fake...but just in case, it is not normal.

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