Is it normal for my farts to smell this bad?

My farts smell like a horse ate shit, then died with the shit inside of it, with someone then cutting the horse open and cooking the shit with their rotten eggs. Is this normal?

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49% Normal
Based on 37 votes (18 yes)
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Comments ( 19 )
  • dirtybirdy

    Stop eating eggsaronious n shit

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    • Oh_Hai_There

      Hi... sir.

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      • dirtybirdy

        Scoundrel! Whoever you are!!!

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        • Oh_Hai_There

          Hahahahahahaha!!!! Did you belive this was serious? Probably not but still hahaha

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          • dirtybirdy

            I don't take a damn thing seriously my friend.

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            • Oh_Hai_There

              Awesome.

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  • Sog

    Is it normal that I often wonder how posts like this pass judgement?

    What doesn't pass judgement then?

    Why even bother having that process?

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  • Terence_the_viking

    my farts are runny

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  • Avant-Garde

    Take beano (which strangely contains the infamous "musical fruit" beans and their vegetable friends).... Try digestive enzymes instead.

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  • NunsAreAwesome

    Nunfarts.

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    • Terence_the_viking

      oh look a flying nun

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  • CheyChey

    It's definitely something you're eating, those silent assassin farts that don't make a sound but smell of death. Keep a food diary and you'll be able to identify what sets off those horrible smelling farts. If you're into herbs try this one called Lemon grass it works wonders

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    • Oh_Hai_There

      Dude!!! XD "silent assassin farts" hahahahaha Amazing, man. Amazing. But I haven't tried any herbs. Would the herbs go in tea or something?

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      • CheyChey

        hahah.. No you have to take herbs on their own.. some are parsley, comfrey really great stuff!

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  • SaggyTits

    Usually when I have a really stinky one my butt hole burns really bad. Does anyone else have that burning feeling? One time I took a ice cube to it to cool it down.

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    • Terence_the_viking

      only whne i get the runs

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    • Oh_Hai_There

      Nice, dude. Nice. I sometimes get that. Never thought of cooling it off with an ice cube, though. Lol

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Lol! :D

    ...If you feel like it doesn't smell natural, then go see a doctor.

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    • Oh_Hai_There

      Hahahahahaha

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