Is it normal for men to give advice on child birth?

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so i am now 23 weeks pregnant and people are still trying to give me advice on what to eat and to not do so much around the farm and even want to give me books for when the kid turns 4. i cant fucking stand it! i didnt ask for your advice so stop fucking giving it to me! arrgg! it drives me crazy! but my husbands friend said to me (he is male) "child birth is easy, 10 mins and its out!".. i thought to myself "are you fucking kidding me!! did you push out a watermelon through the eye of your cock in 10 mins?!" how fucking dare someone who never has and never will go through that and say its fucking easy! this is the same guy who basically said we need to baby proof the farm and wrap our kid in bubble wrap. how the fuck do you child proof a fucking farm?!? omg this guy drives me crazy! anyway, is it normal for guys to give this sort of stupid advice?

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    It's just like taking a big shit, you may have to rock back and forth a little.

    Your welcome.

    (if you need anymore help PM me :))

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    1) Congrats
    2) Ya it's normal, if not obnoxious. Everybody has to add their two cents when you are doing something life changing like having a child. I remember when my ex got pregnant (sadly ending in miscarriage) the stupid ass advice we got was so mind blowing at times that we started writing some of it down. One person told us that the miscarriage happened because she drank orange juice during the pregnancy, and that it was her fault. That ended well for the advice giver btw.

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  • Sir Reginald Fisticuffs III
    11 years ago

    Lord Gordon Landingsbury is the finest physiciane in all of East Glaxtonshorshire, and he confided in me that one shoulde place a single leeche upon the mouthe of a woman's... "pursed periwinkle". This shoulde occur before the cranial bloodlettinge, of course!

    Signed,

    Sir Reginald Fisticuffs III

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago

    Only if the man is Thomas Beatie, if you remember him. :D

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  • Dad
    11 years ago

    This is the time when women are suppose to radiate the most.
    It is a brief time in the woman's life that may finally allow her to be the center of attention in groups. Generally its something that most women yearn for. Although an awkward stage physically and emotionally (hint hint to OPs frustration) make the most of the attention.

    Men DO feel the pain (in some respect). It is not uncommon for a soon to be father to physically feel the pain and suffering during the pregnancy and whilst watching the child birth. Ok not exactly the same, but the closest it can get, I've seen it and still cringe at the thought.

    Allow others to continue their attention on you, after you give birth you'll likely be stuck at home for at least 3 months. Going out and seeing other adults and talking about anything at all, will be a pure luxury that you try to work and organize to get to.

    Hi just going for a quick trip down the shops hun.
    Ok, I'll just watch The Simpsons until you're ready then. I'm thinking half hour before you are even close to getting out that door.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Congratulations, by the way! Do you know what you're having yet?

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    • flutterhigh
      11 years ago

      Probably pork chops with some mashed potatoes, peas and corn. Why?

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        Ironically (given the nature of the post) that would probably be quite an easy birth for you. Although why you shoved all that food inside your womb is an IIN story all of its own.

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Oh yeah, guys give birth all the time.

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