Is it normal for me wanting to have sex with the devil

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i'm about 19 to 20 and i really want to have sex with the devil and i don't know what to do

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    The Devil would prolapse your sphincter and tear your colon to shreds.

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    You're going to be a virgin for ever: the devil doesn't exist.

    You could however have sex with someone dressed up as the devil if that turns you on

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  • Unimportant
    8 years ago

    Well, yeah. The devil is HOT.

    ...I know, horrible joke. I'm gonna stand in a corner and feel ashamed of myself now.

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  • KingTermite
    8 years ago

    I think looking into cosplay is your answer.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    so go fuck obama

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    • snarkygirl
      8 years ago

      Good one:)
      Did you see on some religious show this actor who plays Satan looks like Obamas twin?

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Aw, another child seeking attention. 19 or 20, but apparently still a child.

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    You are 19 to 20? Don't you know which one you are? Or was that a time? As in 8:39 PM.

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  • spunkluvr
    4 years ago

    No such thing. Grow up.

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  • VeganKiller365
    8 years ago

    Me, lucifer and Adolf have threesomes in my dreams
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    • AkyraTheFurry
      8 years ago

      Stop, you're annoying

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      • VeganKiller365
        8 years ago

        What "Jew" gonna do about it
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        • AkyraTheFurry
          8 years ago

          Lol are you stoned or something

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          • VeganKiller365
            8 years ago

            No, I'm "gassed"
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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    8 years ago

    I take it you still believe in the tooth fairy too.

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