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I feel like asians are just there to spy on other culture and it's like an obsession for me to think that. Maybe i'm paranoid or have a phobia but like maybe they are there to just spy on us...Is it normal? (Am not racist or trying to be if it sounds like it)...
Yup that's exactly it. The most powerful of the Asian nations all got together and decided to implant secret spies all across the U.S. to study our culture. They did this because they are obviously jealous of our superior eating habits, wonderful healthcare systems, compassion for our fellow man, and minimal taxes.
They want to find out how we can all become so fat, so as to breed the most amazing sumo wrestlers ever, and use them to take over the world! You think that Asian restaurants use a lot of rice and noodles, and are springing up everywhere because we like them? Wrong! In reality they are funded by this secret alliance of Asian nations called the foot, and lead by a terrifying ninja named Shredder! This is to skinny us all up before they attack with their obviously superior McDonald's feed sumo army!
Congratulations, you figured it all out! We are going to throw a parade in your honor, and you can be the BIG hero!
Actually China owns the US and half the world now, so i doubt they're spying on themselves.
They eat whales. You've seen the obesity issues, yes? When the whales are gone, guess what's next? They are trying to pinpoint the largest pod, people.
Asians aren't secret spies you idiot! They're secret spices shipped to the U.S to flavor KFC chicken.
Correct. We are actually all secret spies. We spy on behalf of the Penguin overlord in Antarctica and make sure you guys don't realize that penguins have started the most advanced civilization in the world. Some of your fellow explorers have actually come in contact with penguin civilization but Penguinica is so advanced that they erased their memories of it.
All hail the great penguin overlord.
That's the reason why theres so many Chinese takeout restaurants these days.
Thats hilarious. Next Asian that I see ima scream at em to stop spying on my culture.