Is it normal for me to keep my dead skin and toenails?

I have this really weird habit of keeping dead skin in a little plastic prescription bottle. I do the same thing with toenails I cut off. I had gotten a very short hair cut and my scalp burned this summer so I kept the flakes in the same little bottle. I have this crazy feeling if I kept enough of my dna they might be able to re-animate me or clone me in the future. My wife thinks it's extremely odd. When I had long hair down to the middle of my back I would keep the hair that would naturally fall out and started making a ball. My goal was the make a pillow out of my hair over time. This isn't a joke either I'm serious :) I just am figuring I'm probably the only person who does this. I was going to use some hot glue or something to make little ornaments with my fingernails/toe nails.

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Comments ( 9 )
  • equanimity

    Ewww!

    I'm sure that the day that humans (even lowly ones like us) are cloned from toenail clippings and skin cells, they will hunt for your dirty little pill-bottle of DNA to create a whole new you.

    Dream big. :)

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  • tommy81

    Even if scientists in the future were to clone you, it still wouldn't be you. The clone would be genetically identical, but with a different consciousness and personality. You would still be dead.

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  • Pisslan616

    Fill the container and when it's full invite a bastard you don't like for dinner.

    Use the dead skin to make a big ass cake and feed it to him/her.

    Or when it's fill you could sell it on eBay I'm sure someone would buy it.

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  • skietzo

    I tought i was the skietzo ..

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  • Absolutely normal. After awhile you'll be able to build a whole new you!

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  • sega31098

    You're just like me!
    Except I don't keep my fingernails.

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  • ItDuzzy

    Yeah, normal for NASTY people! LOL!

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  • poojunction-r-us

    yea why not. future faimly airloom coming this way.

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  • dutchy

    Perfectly Normal there was this creepy guy in austin powers who did this as well. He ate it to

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