Is it normal for me to be proud of my own penis?

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I'm simply happy with having a penis, it's a definite part of being a man as well as I embrace all the natural things that comes with having a cock, since it's a tool for fucking women as well as it gives human life and so on, can even masturbate with it too which is the best part imo. And my balls regenerate the sperm after I masturbate as well. It's the best thing I ever have as a man.

That being said, I'm obviously NEVER someone who'd show it off at all (I mean seriously, who does that? No one in public wants to see that), nor obsessing over the size (since size actually doesn't matter), nor call it "peacock attraction" thing (I see it as something that degrades the penis from what it actually is), as well as I don't like having my balls touched nor played with even if it involves sex (only I can touch them myself), etc. since I personally quite find basing your self-esteem on your body and/or showing off your physicality or your sexual body parts to impress or attract the opposite sex to be quite girly tbh (since women have more exhibitionism than some may realize and gets an audience of both men and women, but of course it'd be disturbing if the man does the same in public). Since I quite honestly find modesty and wearing suits in men to be better, dignifying, dominant, and honorable, which honor and dignity is a masculine thing as well as more clothing in men means more dominance and success tbh. As well as I'm more confident whenever I wear a nice suit or in a shirts and shorts in a hot day, or a badass hoodie in a cold day. And there seems to be some men who either obsesses over it and likes showing it off so much or men who self-loathe against having a dick. I'm personally neither of those, I'm simply proud to have a penis since it's part of being a man. I'm not sexually attracted to one neither since I'm heterosexual male whom loves boobs and prefers the female form. That's simply it, I'm just happy and proud that I have a penis.

So I figured I'd give a third party moderation of this and say....

Is it okay that I'm simply proud to have a penis without being rowdy over it like some men seem to do nor self-loathe like some men? Because I find it hard to see a moderation within these sorts of things, and I'm one of those in the third party moderation. Am I the only one though?

PS: No troll comments please!

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  • Boojum
    4 years ago

    Congrats on your super-specialness.

    Here's a trophy you can show everyone to prove how amazing you are: 🏆

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    • LornaMae
      4 years ago

      Yeah, trophy is a great substitute joke for Shuggy's medal 🏅🥇🎖

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Thank you very very much

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  • Nikclaire
    4 years ago

    Why did I get thoughts of hans while reading this?

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    • Boojum
      4 years ago

      😁

      It does have a rather Hansish flavour, what with the tortured syntax and how it circles round and round some silly little point.

      It would be amusing if good ol' Hans's meditations on the nature of God, the cosmos and reality itself have resulted in him reaching enlightenment and an understanding that the universe revolves around his dick.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        4 years ago

        You have a weak syntax yourself actually and you're just responding to others to group up with you and agree with your weak nonsense, especially since your stance is based on feminism which is total opposite from the universal truth actually, in fact is equivelant to postmodernism. I never shown narcissism nor anything in any of my statements no matter how much you want to close your mind off in denial for the sake of trolling others.

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        • GaelicPotato
          4 years ago

          Insecure? ☆
          Fragile ego? ☆

          How's that micro penis working out for you?

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            4 years ago

            Nice projection you stupid ass

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            4 years ago

            Yeah, nice name calling. You're doing this based on your lack of rationality you know

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  • LOLFanProductions
    4 years ago

    Something is long alright
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  • DIO
    4 years ago

    Why being proud? That's stupid.
    Having a dick is a fucking hindrance. It makes you weak and want to stick it into a vagina making dumb decisions along the way (trust me...). And sometimes you want a girl so bad that your balls hurt.
    But I think it's better than a vagina which is hard to clean. But I don't get the "proud" thing. You didn't chose it or fight for it. You don't deserve or misderserve it.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      First off, no it's not stupid nor is having a dick a hindrance, people are conditioned to hate themselves thanks to feminist and transgender ideologues and anything that causes hate towards men and masculinity. My reason for the proud thing, think about it this way: If you think being proud to have a dick because it's part of being a man is stupid then that must mean that people whom are being proud of being black or gay is considered stupid based on them not being a choice too, that wouldn't be okay to say that, right? People would consider that "racist" or "homophobic" if you say that to a black person or a gay person, well same standard would "misandric" if you say that it's stupid of a man says that he's proud of who he is then, and if you think that it's somehow different then all you're doing is contradicting yourself otherwise since there is no difference. If you're black then you can be proud of being black, if you're gay then you can be proud of being gay, if you're a woman then you can be proud of being a woman, same standard that you can be proud of being straight, or being white, or being male. None of this show any notion of superiority, it's about loving yourself in who you are and that only. Regardless of who you are, don't let others stick a finger in you and tell you that you can't love yourself.

      Second off, only guys who lack self-esteem in themselves that would end up wanting to get a girl so badly, big difference bro. That's because it's in our biology and nature to want to stick our dick into a vagina but I don't think the dick would have that sort of effect to an extent that your balls would hurt, but we can alter our dick into it being an outlet of masturbation, porn, sex dolls, etc. while also being able to do productive things if we don't feel like having a girlfriend and so on.

      Please note that I haven't shown any notion of "superiority" like what some of the commentators are doing themselves as well as they attempt on intimidating for making a counterargument towards them

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      • DIO
        4 years ago

        I don't hate myself. I hate being a slave to my urges like I was when I was younger.
        I don't thing it has anything to do with feminism but women can get men easier than men can get women.
        I disagree. Yes I would say the same thing to a black, white or gay person (and I already did). I think it's stupid to be proud of being black, white or gay as well. I think it's stupid to be proud of being something you didn't chose nor fight for. It's like being proud of having toenails. That doesn't make any sense. I don't care if people consider it homophobic, racist or whatever. I stand my ground.
        There's a big difference between loving yourself and being proud. Pride is not love.

        I don't have a lot of self esteem and I've been there; wanting a girl so bad. Having a dick is clearly an hindrance. And it's also weak af. I'm doing a lot of martial arts and you can be the best fighter ever, one kick in the balls and it's over.

        We should feel the need to have sex only once a year like some mammals. It would be way easier for everyone.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          Then you're not a reasonable person I'm afraid, since all you're doing at this point is fight against nature and that's a fight that you'll never win on completely, regardless of how much you're inclined to be in your own mindset and free will. Thus you were a young man when you had those urges when you're young, it's normal and all you got is guilt and shame because of people around you. Thus NO, we can't feel the need to have sex only once a year since it's like saying that we should drink water or eat or sleep only once a year which is not gonna happen since it's human nature, and you can't defy human nature no matter how badly you personally want to do so. Thus just because what you personally think is convenient to you doesn't mean that it's convenient for everyone since you can't speak for everyone collectively since all it does is make you look like an fucking idiot. I know that your statement wouldn't be easier for me, that's forsure. So your statement that it'd be "easier for everyone" just because you say so is a syntax fallacy actually.

          And actually, feminism calls you misogynist when you reject women and so on that doesn't conform into what's convenient to them. Because the world is gynocentric and women-centered to begin with, something that's created by feminism to begin with actually. In other words, the notion of feminism is not about equality but more about superiority. And if you're sex-negative then it would be a problem for you since it's not in our nature to be sex-negative, and since you proven to have no self-esteem then I don't know what to say to you man, since it's impossible to help someone with no self-esteem. It just only shows that we're radically different and that I can't help you. And besides too, pride is not narcissism nor arrogance as well as it's not such a bad thing, in fact pride can coincide with self-love, because it only shows that you don't self-loathe against yourself in a very easy manner. Pride is good if using it in a way that doesn't harm others nor make them feel like crap, what you're personally worried about is arrogance and I show no arrogance neither.

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          • DIO
            4 years ago

            I never had any guilt and shame. Only frustration. So much fucking frustration.

            You don't read what I write. I never said it's possible, I said it would be better for mindkind to need sex once a year. What I meant is that it would be better if it was human nature to need it only once a year. And way more productive for society too. It would be convenient for everyone since everyone would only need it once a year. This is not a debate, this is an hypotetical scenario which doesn't ask for approval or disapproval. It would be easier for everyone. And I'm talking about need as "want". Like we only would want to have sex during a short period of time like deers and other animals. I'm not saying it's something we should do but that it's how the world would be. No need to be insulting.

            I don't make discriminations. To me, feminism is non existent and as relevant as flat earthers. People are people. I punch guys and girls alike.
            No, you don't understand. I've never said pride was bad. I've said that being proud of something you didn't chose nor fight for is stupid, which is different. I don't feel pride myself but I think it's okay for you and other people to feel proud about something you actually achieved.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              4 years ago

              "You don't read what I write. I never said it's possible, I said it would be better for mindkind to need sex once a year. What I meant is that it would be better if it was human nature to need it only once a year. And way more productive for society too. It would be convenient for everyone since everyone would only need it once a year. This is not a debate, this is an hypotetical scenario which doesn't ask for approval or disapproval. It would be easier for everyone. And I'm talking about need as "want". Like we only would want to have sex during a short period of time like deers and other animals. I'm not saying it's something we should do but that it's how the world would be. No need to be insulting."

              Bullshit! I did read your statement, just I gave you a statement that it's beyond impossible as well as I disagreed with you wholeheartedly, which I don't know why it bothers you so much that you took offense to this just because it contradicts your personal convenience and narrative. Especially since reality doesn't go by what you personally desire, since you can't change human nature in any shape or form (especially not biology) thus humans don't operate the same as deer and whatnot, we evolved from apes and sex is in our biology as a male. I dunno about you but it seems your lack of self-esteem has really taken a toll onto you dude to an extent that you're utterly utopianistic and ambiguous.. Thus I'm not even insulting you when saying this, just being blunt and factual since the beginning. And I already said numerous times to many others and I'm gonna tell you this fact that just because you have a desire for sex and whatnot doesn't mean that you can't do productive things at all since one can get a sexual outlet if they don't feel like having sex with a woman, seems like you didn't read anything I said at all yourself. And I told you why it's not convenient nor easier for me nor others just because you say so, since again, just because you personally say so for an doesn't mean that it's an inevitable fact about the world nor about human nature nor whatever, and just because you believe what you desire in doing is "beneficial for society" doesn't mean that it is. You don't represent everyone and I will call out on you for that if you try to attempt that onto me or others, regardless if it's a debate or not and regardless if you think it's a hypothesis or not, I don't care. You can't lump everyone with your own personal agenda, nor your personal morals, nor your personal interests, and that is a fact that you're really gonna have to accept if you want to understand life rather than hiding in your utopia. Especially since you're picking a fight with biology, that there is something that you'll never win since it's like arguing that 2+2=3 which is an epic failure that defies truth. Thus humans wouldn't have even existed if men doesn't somehow have the desire for sex at all. Sorry but you can't have what your utopian desire wants.

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    I mean a cock is great but considering I didn't have to do anything to earn it, I wouldn't say I'm exactly "proud". Physique is what I'm proud of cause that shit takes work.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Well better to love yourself than be self-loathing so much that you'd want your dick cut off..

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      • d0esnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        That's a false dichotomy

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        • LornaMae
          4 years ago

          I didn't read anything else in this post, but good job on using "dichotomy"!!!

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          • d0esnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            I had to do a whole fucking project on a logical fallacy for communications last year and that's the one I chose :)

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          Nope, there's men who self-loathe so much that they'd wanna get their dicks cut off, look at the fucking trans men....

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          • d0esnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            Do you know what a false dichotomy is? Look it up perhaps.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              4 years ago

              You look it up dumbfuck, let me tell you this, would it be considered "racist" if I said that blacks can't be proud of their skin colour because they have "no control over it" nor earned it? Because the statement you're using in the very beginning is the same as what I just said. Which I think your statement is deplorable because everyone should be proud of who they are.

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            • LornaMae
              4 years ago

              You fancy pants, you!

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    • DIO
      4 years ago

      I have to agree with you here. It is stupid to be "proud" of something you didn't chose or worked for.

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      • d0esnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        Awww thanks DIO. Maybe your not so bad.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          Nice weak methodology of latching onto someone who's being stupid.

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          • d0esnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            Thanks your so sweeeeet :)

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              4 years ago

              Oh and learn to spell you idiot

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  • --
    4 years ago

    You are really a women aren't you.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      No, I'm a man dumbass.

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        4 years ago

        On your period too I see.

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        • DIO
          4 years ago

          No, he said it himself he's a "man dumbass". I don't know what a "man dumbass" is, but he sure is one.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            4 years ago

            No, I said that I'm a man, you dumbass. I'm calling your weak bullying tactics stupid

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          • --
            4 years ago

            It is so hard to tell these days, as girl ass and man ass look so similar. You are correct though! Whichever one he is, is surely dumb. Actually I think he is telling the truth, he is a male ass that is slow.

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  • GaelicPotato
    4 years ago

    I'm not going to read 20 pages on your penis, but I'm pretty sure you have a tiny cock.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Yeah, nicely ineffective name-calling you have there dumbfuck....

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      • GaelicPotato
        4 years ago

        No u

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      As if your attempt to name call someone is gonna work onto me you dumbfuck

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      • GaelicPotato
        4 years ago

        No u

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