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Is it normal for guys to constantly miss the toilet and spray everything except the bowl? I mean come on can't you guys aim that thing?
I can understand if you're tired or drunk....but all the time? What the hell?
No, that's just triffling. If they really can't piss in the toilet then A) piss sitting down B) Keep clorox wipes in the bathroom and make him clean up after himself. It sounds like you're living with a fucking animal. Maybe you should push his nose in it.
Our problem is that it's not as long as we think and have to stand closer to bowl.
Wow it's a strange thing to get really worked up about.
I'm an exception and tend to piss sitting down... And when I don't, my aim is pretty good. Whenever I've been drunk and splashed the floor a bit, I clean it up, because if it's my bathroom I don't want to have piss on the floor, and if it's someone else's I don't want piss on their floor.
In conclusion, we're not all useless at aiming our sausage, and we're not all pigs.
I made them clean it. I stood over them, gave them the stuff to clean it with. Withheld their favorite stuff to do. Just like a kid.
I finally have my men trained right! But yeah! I see what you mean. Been through it. My bathroom is tiny. You have to shut the door to use the toilet. Crawling on the floor can be disgusting.
Lol hard candy and the last comment. I totally have had to deal with cleaning up dried piss in a mens bathroom where I work. It's absolutely disgusting how most men treat bathrooms. I've had to clean piss off of the whole toilet, from off of the whole floor, off of the damn wall, and even the sink! And this is a business I work at as a janitor! It's like wtf have some decency you pigs!
It's not as easy as it seems. Having said that, I remember a pub landlord stuck a fake plastic fly right in the centre of his urinals. Sprinkling was reduced considerably as men naturally aimed for the fly.
So there must be an element of laziness too.
All I have to say to that is fuck you. Have you ever tried to clean piss off the floor? Try a wall. Now try the BACK of the toilet when it's between a bath and a cupboard. You have to get on your hands and knees and if you're REALLY unlucky you have to lay down.
And once that shit has dried, your bathroom never stops stinking. I hope you enjoy being a dirty pig of a man.