Is it normal for calves to suck farmboys' dicks?

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I've had a calf suck me off hundreds of times. The last time was in 1979 before I moved off my little farm place in SE Louisiana. There is absolutely nothing to compare to a calf blowjob. She would take the whole length of my penis in her mouth and suck like crazy. I would cum in about 30 seconds and when she felt the hot semen gushing down her throat, she sucked even harder and faster. WOW! What an experience! This has to be on the same level as a big ole long-tongued dog licking a girl's clitoris until she cums!

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  • lovestofuc
    10 years ago

    Having a calf suck you off is fun I've done it many times. However I prefer the other end. I believe that the greatest pussy in the world to fuck is on a cow.

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    • Hadawonderfulllife
      11 months ago

      Absolutely. I've always enjoyed having a nice quiet calf as a tee grow up

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    • Hadawonderfulllife
      1 year ago

      I agree with you..I've had sex growing up on the farm with my three cousins. Great girls. I've actually had sex with cows and pigs and I greatly enjoyed it

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    • trapper1497
      8 years ago

      Moooow!

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  • ladimeemaw
    12 years ago

    watched a vid of this once and creamed my jeans lol

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    • Hadawonderfulllife
      1 year ago

      I agree. Those videos really turned me on. Maybe because growing up on a farm I've had sex with any of the livestock that would let me

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  • Gelmurag
    12 years ago

    Actually I've heard of this before. With about as much gusto as you've put into how good it feels as well.

    As with any animal, whatever floats your boat, just don't get caught.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I was trying to wrap my mind around this but could only come up with three things.

    1. You are sick
    2. Possibly fake
    3. What the fuck?!

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    • trapper1497
      8 years ago

      If girls can have sex with a horse or dog, and on camera, why cant guys get a blowjob from a calf?

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      • Hadawonderfulllife
        1 year ago

        I did many times

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
      12 years ago

      probably fake.

      i won't believe it without pictures.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        11 years ago

        You want pictures? Type "calf sucking man" in the search bar and enter. You will have many choices, but only a few are the real thing. Look for one that reads "Clips" in the title line and click on it. You will have over ten minutes of men having their cocks sucked by calves--probably 9 or ten different men. Also click on the farmer and the calf and old mcdonald etc. Plus several Gay beast options for the real thing. My calf used to suck me any time I wanted her to. The problem was as she got bigger (400-500 lbs) I think she began to resent it because she would really clamp down and put pressure on it like you would not believe, but she'd keep on sucking until I came and pulled it out. WOW! What an experience.

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        • [Old Memory]
          6 years ago

          Just googled this. Damn it was HOT! Sure would like to try it! That tongue and those calf slobbers! YES? Count me in!

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          • Hadawonderfulllife
            1 year ago

            You should try it from behind a calf

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        • Hadawonderfulllife
          1 year ago

          It is the best. Isn't it?

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        • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
          11 years ago

          sure sure. i believe you. really.

          O_o

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      • bobby9391
        12 years ago

        YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT READING. yOU CAN SEARCH FOR 'CALF SUCKING MAN' AND YOU'LL HAVE NUMEROUS VIDEO CHOICES AND MOST OF THEM SHOW EJACULATION THE LAST TIME IT HAPPENED TO ME WAS IN 1979 AND I'M A POOR BOY; HENCE, I DIDN'T HAVE A VIDEO CAMERA OR RATHER AN 8MM MOVIE CAMERA.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          i red that already

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        • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
          12 years ago

          sure sure. always an excuse.

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      • Hadawonderfulllife
        1 year ago

        I really enjoy sharing those pictures of me and the livestock

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  • oldbrian1961
    2 years ago

    It is the best blow job you will ever receive. Calves don't gag Ever. They swallow every time, any time of day. Never any attitude, complaints about a sore jaw, and will suck for as long as you want. Your balls will be drained every single time.

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  • Blade884
    10 years ago

    can someone describe what this is like? Aren't you afraid they will bite it or something?

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    • Hadawonderfulllife
      1 year ago

      Letting a calf suck on me and giving it my cum is awesome. Only thing better is letting other people watch.

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    • Hadawonderfulllife
      1 year ago

      Younger calves don't have teeth

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    yeah your right females fuck male dogs look around people next time your out and about the girls are always walking male dogs the guys are always walking female dogs look around don't that strike you as thats weird it does me

    have fun man i don't give a fuck what you do because girls do the same thing and more

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    I have heard of people having sex with a goat before, but never this...

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  • Kar
    12 years ago

    wtf lol first time i hear this

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    • bobby9391
      12 years ago

      On your homepage type: calf sucking man. Then click on search and yoyu'll have many options to see it. It's really awesome!

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      • Hadawonderfulllife
        1 year ago

        Makes me cream every time. I fantasize about how I used to enjoy doing the same thing on the farm. Only way it was better was when I let others watch

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  • DolphinAngel
    12 years ago

    Calves are used to suck on the tits of their mother so it's normal for them to suck on things!

    I think it's disgusting to use an immature animals instincts to please your perverted needs!!!

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