Is it normal for a rug to smell like ass after sitting naked on it?

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When I was in college I dated a girl and we would have regular sex in her dorm room when her roommate was at class or out of town. She slept on the bottom bunk bed so I would often sit naked on her area rug with my back leaning up against the rail of the bunk bed and she would ride my cock until she had an orgasm. We started dating at the the beginning of the fall semester and dated through the spring semester.

At the end of the spring semester I helped her pack up her belongings and placed them into her car so that she could transport them back to her home for the summer. When I started to roll up her area rug I noticed that it smelled and then sniffed it up closed and discovered that it smelled totally rank! I told her and then she said it was my fault because I would sit on her rug. I responded that it was her fault - her cooch smelled so bad that I couldn't eat her out without feeling queasy.

We broke up during the summer and I never did find out what she did with the couch. I don't think she could have possibly removed that smell, although I could be mistaken. Even a fire hose probably wouldn't have been able to completely eradicate the odor.

Is it normal for a floor rug to smell like ass after sitting naked on it?

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Based on 18 votes (10 yes)
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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago | pl

    It's normal if you have poor hygiene.

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  • MissyLeyneous
    11 years ago

    You broke up over a rug... that you SAT on... and you blamed... her coochie.

    She's better off without you then, unclean asshole. >_<

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    • Rick_Bawls
      11 years ago

      That wasn't the reason for the break-up and neither was her smelly cooch, although we did break up over that summer! I wonder whether she still has the rug and sniffs my backed-in ass odors occasionally to bring back fond memories?

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    Wash your butt, dude. D:

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  • iamnot14
    9 years ago

    My niece is 10,and she sits on her bed with no panty on and sometimes her bed smells like her ass and sometimes her mom(my sister) gets mad at her because of that

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  • EAT_IT
    11 years ago

    Is this food? I want to eat it.

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs
    11 years ago

    You better wipe yo ass a bit better bitch!

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  • Robert1993
    10 years ago

    Haha I remember when I was like 9 my older girl cousin who was like 12 would take her panty down and it on the rug and rub it on the carpet in the dining room and she would say it would smell like her butt and I smell it and it the rug smelled like ass, 1 time she put her naked butt on the toilet seat and opened her butt open and had her butthole on the it and I smelled it and it smelled like her anus, she was a nasty girl, now I'm 20 and she's 23 and I still remind her of those times and she tells me to shut up. I still remember her butt use to stink, so Yes it is normal for a rug to smell like ass after sitting on it trust me if a girls ass stinks then its normal for your

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  • Rick_Bawls
    10 years ago

    Sometimes even years later I think about how funny it was that she probably had to throw away that rug!!!

    I once went a couple months during the summer without washing my shorts until I discovered that they also smelled like ass!

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    Well I would imagine ANYTHING you sat your bare ass on would smell like ass, captain obvious?

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    • Robert1993
      10 years ago

      Right unless your clean

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    If you have shit in your butt hairs then yes. This was probably your fault and not hers... Just sayin'

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  • sky915
    11 years ago

    ROFL ... xD

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  • PapzBSlim
    11 years ago

    Lol you had a dirty butt or a leaky butt while having sex lol.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    haha somebody pooed on the carpet

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