Is it normal for a guy to assume eating out means to bite???

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This guy tried to go down on me, he couldn't find my clit at all. (Not sure he knew what that was anyway...) and nearly bit my lips off down there? Are some guys so oblivious that they think they're actually supposed to eat it? It hurt so much i had to pull him up by the ears, and now I'm fucking bruised down there. I'm too embarrassed to talk to him.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago | pl

    Ohhh dear. That is not a keeper. Throw it back.

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    • Terence_the_viking
      11 years ago

      Kill it with fire.

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  • Gumball
    11 years ago | pl

    I literally thought this was about food.

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    • Sssrrrhhh1991
      10 years ago

      Lol ur an idiot. The catagory is labeled 'sex'

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Hahahahahahahaha omg.

    How could he not find it, it's not like there's much else down there lol.

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    • shuggy-chan
      11 years ago

      Well not after he bit it all off

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        It's funny to imagine somebody doing this.

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  • dom180
    11 years ago

    Akkk! I'm not a girl, but even I winced at this... :S

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  • ThatChick28
    11 years ago

    Lmfao!!! This is hilarious...men are so oblivious...u really really should talk to him. Give him a lesson! Leaving a man out there doing that is just fucked up to the rest of us girls haha...teach him then send him on his dumb ass way =P

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  • jalapino98
    11 years ago

    You should bite his dick to see how he likes it.

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  • ilikefingers
    11 years ago

    bite his cock off?

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    When i said sit on my face i didn't mean with all your weight.

    I don't want to stop breathing you know.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    No! That's horrible. You need to tell him how to properly do it and that he's hurting you.

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  • dinz
    11 years ago

    He probably mistaken your vagina for a cheese burger and was probably trying to pull out the pickles with his teeth.

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  • sonnie460
    11 years ago

    He's a dumbass then, every1 knows that you supposed to lick dat pussy, not devour it.

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  • HeyMrMe2!
    11 years ago

    I'd blow on her tight little pussy real soft. Then lick her clit with the tip of my tongue until its super hard and swollen. Then when her pussy is all juicy and wet. Id put my whole mouth over her pulsing pussy and slide my tongue deep inside. Mmmmm! Tastes like strawberries! That's Normal!

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    • NeonLighterz
      11 years ago

      Why did this turn me on. lol.

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      • HeyMrMe2!
        11 years ago

        Ha! Because its real.. I described it exactly how I would do it. I know it works, I do it all the time. I forgot to add while your licking and sucking and teasing, I like to reach
        Up and pull on the nipples at the same time! FUUUNNN!!

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  • Living_Too_Late
    11 years ago

    I thought it was about going to a restaurant for a bite to eat.

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  • MadameAM
    9 years ago

    Oh god that sounds really painful. Just reading that made me cringe. There's a huge difference in nibbling and biting. A little nibble can be great, but a full on bite? Hell no! I really don't know what guy in their right mind would think biting your lips off to be pleasurable...

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  • LadyJaySweets
    10 years ago

    Some men either do it real good.. with out help needed and some just dont know what the hell their doing......IF YOU ARE AN UNSURE MAN ..JUST LICK..N KEEP LICKING...KEEP LICKING N DONT STOP!

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    • I.love.to.lick.ass!
      10 years ago

      I would lick for days

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    What dirty birdy said. Throw it back! LMAO

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  • Magenta_W
    11 years ago

    That sounds awful!

    I've heard men complaining of the same thing though, apparently there are some women who think you're supposed to use your teeth when giving a blowjob. Ouch...

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  • infamousking1
    11 years ago

    oh my god that is the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life. for a second i almost died reading it.

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  • justcanyou
    11 years ago

    Hi if ur badly bruised and just in case he left teeth marks I'd go an see a lady doc

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  • kelili
    11 years ago

    That's bad. You should tell him to protect his fututre partners.

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  • loopoo
    11 years ago

    I know a girl, who the first time she was giving oral to her boyfriend she bit his penis, she also had braces.

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    • kelili
      11 years ago

      Ooooh that makes me shiver. Poor guy, first times can sometimes be so shameful.

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  • teasexoxo
    11 years ago

    Omfg who in there right mind ?? And all u did was pull his ear lol

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    11 years ago

    :0 Wow someone took the term furburger way to far. I don't see how someone could be that oblivious. Akward.

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  • NeonLighterz
    11 years ago

    Seriously? That sounds fun.

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  • a_davisx0
    11 years ago

    Omg stop

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  • crazy_asiknowit
    11 years ago

    guys are really oblivious

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  • DannyKanes
    11 years ago

    What? Are you serious? :/

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  • TheBarBar
    11 years ago

    if that was his first time i would understand. when i heard the term eat out i thought of a girl getting bit like an apple down there, but now i realize what i means and i would definitely understand.

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