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My boss is always passing gas near me. This happens a few times a day and I think he does this on purpose. I'm afraid to say anything as I like my job, but this is really annoying. Is it normal for your boss to pass gas near you?
I believe it's a dominance thing. My grams in law does this to me all the time. She'll waddle across the house to tell me to do something/ask me a question and squeeze one out about 2/3 into the conversation then swagger off like,"who da boss?", leaving me alone to inhale the gaseous stench. I am not permitted to evacuate the hazard zone til she's out of view, lest she fart in the cabbage, but i have greatly benefited from holding my breath.
He sounds repulsive. You should fart back on him! Noone ever got fired for a fart festival. Don't worry.
I am not in a union and my boss could fire me if he wanted to. Sometimes I swear I can hear a little grunt before he does this.
Sometimes my boss walks up to me and says "Shh do you hear that?" and when I respond with "Hear what?" he farts...
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I got quite a kick out of this one XD hahahaha. Not normal!!
He wants you to respect his authoritah
Buy Yerba Mate and replace the use of coffee. If he drinks it not only will he be energised but he'll also efficiently defecate. Work production should go up and hopefully efficient defecation should make his gas more bearable. Maybe, his mind will be so cleared that instead of giving you singed nose hairs, he will be more focus on shit that actually matters!!!!
I was talking to a few truckers today and they agreed with everyone in here that it isn't normal and is rude. They advised I take action by ripping as many as I can near him so he can see how unpleasant it is. One trucker told me that sugar free candy has something in it that produces gas. I will be getting a bag and blasting gas back at him!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/09/24/west-virginia-man-charged-with-assaulting-officer/
yall got a lawsuit if yall can git witnesses
I once let loose an incredibly smelly fart that reeked of the odor of rotting eggs after eating greasy tacos and drinking several Coronas. I didn't realize it was going to smell so bad, so I blamed it on an Asian co-worker!
Do like that comic did. You have head phones on and you're gaming with a friend and you say "Hold on, I have to beat this boss right quick." Then you knock out your boss who passed gas beside you and then you say "Okay, I'm back." That is a LOT of on-the-job EXP you'll get, maybe you'll even learn a new skill on your level up! Companies love to hear about your skills.
Seriously though, this has got to be brought to his attention in some way, he shouldn't get away with such a petty thing.
He does, but the higher up is not in the same building, making it really tough. I'm sure if called out on this he would be really angry/embarrassed and my life would be hell. I wish I could learn to like farts.
You should ask around to see if he does it to anyone else, enlist their help and then one day just pounce on him, bind him up with dict tape, cut his clothes off with the biggest knife you can find, then bend him over a chair and hammer the biggest cork you can get right up his ass so it will never come out.
That might just go some way towards curing your problem.
Hope that helps.
I am tempted to suggest that you make a complaint to OSHA about noxious gases... Still, I think that you should try to make a compliant. Though, not necessarily to him as that could get you fired. Does he report to a hire up?
Are you in a union? If the boss cannot fire you, he may be doing this to get back at you in the only way he thinks he can. Either that or he is a demented pervert who gets off on dropping ass in your face...
I am really gassy too. I'm always farting around everyone. If u were to ask one of them they may say that I've targeted them just like your boss. It's hard holding in my laughter after I've gassed someone.
if its a woman yes, hell i'd appreciate them, even if it were a man, as long as he has a nice and fragrant ass. thats not gay cause good ass has no gender!