Is it normal extra salty pot noodle?

Is it normal that I just love to jerk off after eating Pot Noodle? It does'nt even have to be a Bombay Bad Boy it could be an average everday Chicken and mushroom! Each flavour has a different personality and reacts to how i eat them differently. Chow Mein loves to be eaten, like totally loves to sit there and take it, like a dirty. Foriegn. Hoe. ..Curry flavour is a lot more reserved and its kind of like rape, that gets me off even more. Pot Noodle GTI's are like scrubby little council estate whores! AND I LOVE IT! I could go on but the microwave just pinged and i have to go my slightly chubby but very randy beef and Tomato is waiting for me. So is this normal? Anyone else in the same boat? Im a girl.