Is it normal? embarassing masturbation question...

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Ok, so... I am curious if anyone else has ever experienced this, but I'm a woman in my mid-20's (not sure if that matters) and the other day I was doing anal masturbation with 'an object' that is quite safe but unlike a proper toy, it didn't have a flared base. I had it in me and was interrupted so I just put it all the way in and later on when I was going to take it out - I couldn't find it! Absolutely zero trace of it to be found!

The next day it showed up, of course, but that had never happened to me before. Is that normal? How did that even happen? Do I have a gateway to an alternate dimension in muh butt?

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  • steve5227
    12 years ago

    let me put my dick in there and i'll tell you if it's normal or not ;)

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  • YngPoly
    12 years ago

    Lmao. Heard of it happening.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    I'm thinking your muscles pulled it up higher than you expected.

    later, as your body naturally pushed waste through the object descended back down to where you could reach it.

    personally however I'd recommend not doing this when you think you may be interrupted. at least not if your response is to shove it up completely inside you.

    you may consider it a safe toy, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't designed to be completely lost inside either. something like that could cause medical issues such as blockage.

    and do you really want to end up having to do to the doctor because a toy was lodged inside you?

    (although - at least it wasn't a potato and a jar of jelly. yes i've seen photos of the x-rays and extraction. not pretty)

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Ah, well... this was helpful. I didn't realize the muscles would like, claim it as their own - and unfortunately I live with 7 freaking roommates so masturbation is not easy to discretely pull off... but I could change my response. (I panicked!) I should be safe with my toys I suppose... but I do think it was at least somewhat safe (justification?) I mean honestly it was a hotdog, and it pretty much fell apart entirely during its little adventure. A potato and a JAR?? Ow!

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        12 years ago

        that explains it.

        i'd suggest getting real sex toys from an adult store. ask if there's anything discrete and silent that they recommend.

        and get a lock on your door

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      ???

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        12 years ago

        Reread my post. It's been edited.

        my original comments were a mispost, directed to another thread.

        =)

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  • Gelmurag
    12 years ago

    Get yourself a good plug, and it will prevent this from happening. But at least it came out. I've heard of objects getting stuck.

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  • Wambo37
    11 years ago

    yes alternate dimensions. The gateways are always small holes like the butt....So maybe the toy met with other toys there and didnt like it so it came back. It happens

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      After all this time, another comment, and it made me ROFL xD

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    I guess your bum took it hostage...
    Thank Gaia, it came out. Imagine having to explain that to the ER. Try to get a proper masturbation toy and hopefully it won't happen again.

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  • jam12
    12 years ago

    This doesnt happen to me. I use toys made for anal play

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  • radiatelove
    12 years ago

    "Do I have a gateway to an alternate dimension in muh butt?" lol this sentence made my day. i think it's normal just be grateful you didn't have to go to the hospital to get it removed. my mother in law was a nurse and she told me some pretty bizarre stories about people coming in with things like shaving cream cans stuck up their bum or cherries inside a girls vagina (she said there were 14 pieces of the fruit in total)

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Considering your anal passage is connected to your intestines, yeah, it's normal that happened. Get a dildo or something suited for anal play.

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  • DolphinAngel
    12 years ago

    I don't know if it's normal never happened to me... either get a normal toy or don't put the thing completely in =P

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