Is it normal drugs make my friend magic?

My friend drops a lot of acid and he says it gives him superpowers. One time he flew right out of the window and landed in Senegal. Another time he went out for fish and chips and he came back with them in literally two minutes even though the fish and chip shop is at least three minutes away, maybe even three and a half.

Another time he teleported himself from the top of the stairs to the bottom of the stairs and when he arrived there, he was cut up to buggery and covered with bruises. Then he said there was a camel in the room, but then it went away.

No-one has ever seen him do any of those things, but I did see him have a deep and meaningful conversation with a wall once. Does he have to go to a special academy to hone his powers?

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Comments ( 13 )
  • cranberry420

    acid man

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  • nemoboy108

    My friend thought he could transfer psychic energy through his hand to mine, then we touched our finger tips together and he yelled DO YOU FEEL IT!?! then i was like... fuck acid

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  • yomorris

    Acid= God's candy

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  • DannyKanes

    I have a car

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  • amili

    Omg hilarious - you will be the only friend visiting this looney in a home. Good luck!

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  • Also he sees dead people. Especially on television.

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  • S.w.e.d

    your the one who's trippin' buddy

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  • STEPHEN_____COLBERT

    weed makes me psychic so ya

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  • ladyluck31

    Lmfao, tell your friend to seek help, and perhaps you need to seek it too, because he got you fooled in his insane bullshit.

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  • Not_Who_I_Say_I_Am

    Only if he sees robotic camels, otherwise no.

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  • Dude, if no one saw him, then that's the acidat work

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  • Savmagic

    HaaaaaaaaaaaaH!

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  • Trismegistus

    Super hippie over there!
    Possession of acid is a felony.
    And this story is so fucking funny it just made my day.People on acid usually don't act that weird.
    Unless they are complete idiots.
    Seriously tho.Stitch up a nice colorful robe for him then push him right in the middle of the highway.His superpowers will save him.
    Hitchhiking power!Activate!
    What a looo ooo ooo ooo ser!

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