Is it normal drugs make my friend magic?
My friend drops a lot of acid and he says it gives him superpowers. One time he flew right out of the window and landed in Senegal. Another time he went out for fish and chips and he came back with them in literally two minutes even though the fish and chip shop is at least three minutes away, maybe even three and a half.
Another time he teleported himself from the top of the stairs to the bottom of the stairs and when he arrived there, he was cut up to buggery and covered with bruises. Then he said there was a camel in the room, but then it went away.
No-one has ever seen him do any of those things, but I did see him have a deep and meaningful conversation with a wall once. Does he have to go to a special academy to hone his powers?