Is it normal click on this post motherfucker because i need to know?

I live in a 3D world. Everything I see I can't have or touch. Hot girls, fast cars, expensive cheeses, you name it!

is it normal I live in a 3D world and I can't touch this shit or what? Also, if you can think of more stuff I can't have or touch, list it all out, please.

Thanks in advance...

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Comments ( 31 )
  • BlackDays

    You can't have the traffic light at the corner or the painted lines on the road or the birdy that flew overhead and shat on yours or my coffee cup right here or my sweet jar of change or a helicopter or sperm whale fighting a giant squid or those dogs down the street that never shut the fuck up or my gardening tools but please take this shitty lawn mower but you can't have my potted plants or rose bushes or that black Lamborghini from the other side of town. You may have hind sight, firm footing and a good grip, a HIGH-5 and peace of mind as long as you take it from someone in a meditative state. Kentucky and Alabama don't count.

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  • GuessWho

    Stronger drugs.
    Whatever you're on has fucked you up enough already.

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  • dappled

    Cogency?

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      Nice

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  • a handful of cashews...too late all gone youll have to wait till the morning but they will look and smell different :(

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  • shuggy-chan

    CANT TOUCH THIS, DUH NU-NU-NU-NU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    um. everyone lives in a 3d world.

    the fact that you can't have what you want... that's part of the game. You can't always get what you want...but sometimes you find you get what you need.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Me.
    ;)

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  • lolol555

    Holy shit, don't tell me theres now going to be an era of "CLICK THIS STORY" because moderation thought it would be a good idea to accept this?
    ...Fuck.
    As for answering your Q, I'd assume the world we live in atm IS 3D, the earth is a 3D sphere for gods sake.

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  • lc1988

    The title was an attention grabber. You grabbed our attention. You can be lord of the 2d world. Also, the majority of people can't afford those things either. At least you can feed yourself and whatnot

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    • dalmationUntoyourSoul

      i'll be whoever spawned him feeds him out of charity or obligation. maybe they'll stop soon.

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  • Shackleford96

    Hey, fuck you buddy. I'm not going to read your story if you insult me in the title. That's just rude.

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    • That's real nice. I read your whole comment even after you said "fuck you buddy."

      Could you please list some shit and give a real answer, bro? Thanks.

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      • IrishPotato

        I love you. Can I come live with you in your 3D world?

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        • Why would you want to live in world where you can't have what you want?

          If you're still thinking in the same frame of mind when you get this, then yes, by all means. Welcome aboard.

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          • dalmationUntoyourSoul

            property is an illusion anyway. i'm sure you left out all of the stuff you do "own" though, things you can touch. you can't touch desire, but you can strive to live above small desires of the flesh. dream big. change your attitude and maybe someone will give you some cheese one day. i wouldn't want to share anything with you the way you seem now.

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  • …Space_Ghost?

    You want us to list other things you can't have? Okay how about:

    Me? :}

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      KAPOW!

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  • mirandaclark

    You can't have me neither! xP

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  • Sucks to be you

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  • Justsomejerk

    Another chance to make a first impression.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    A flying unicorn? A pet dinosaur? A large penis?

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    • Avant-Garde

      Well, he could get a swedish penis pump for the last one.

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      • Captain_Kegstand

        I've never seen one, I should google them.

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        • Avant-Garde

          It makes a brief cameo in Austin Powers.

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          • Captain_Kegstand

            HA! Okay now I get what your talking about.

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  • Because god doesn't exist, but the devil does.

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  • I need real answer and more stuff that I can't have. Be serious people. It's nice to see that some of you get my sense of humor though. Thank you, dappled & ...Space_Ghost?, those are things I can't have but, I need more...

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    • dalmationUntoyourSoul

      i think people are being serious with you. i'll tell ya what, ya can have my nuts in your mouth if ya promise not to bite them with your magical grill that can't touch anything.

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    • DarthLupine666

      You can't have peace and quiet, you can't have a pool to swim in where you don't have to hear uncontrolled shrieking demonspawn, and you can NEVER have a trip to a movie theater showing that's not going to be interrupted at least three times by feral shrieking toads. You should be thankful that you get to SEE hot girls. That there is such a thing. Because these things I've described? You're a thousand times more likely to win the lottery fifty-five times in a row than to EVER have even ONE of those experiences.
      I'm pissed too, buddy. We all have things we want that may never be available to us...

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  • Avant-Garde

    Rude and slightly funny title. You'll never get to have the things you want if you keep thinking with a negative view.

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