Is it normal chocolate love

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Well, ever since I was 15 I developed a love for chocolate. I ate it nearly every day. I'm now 24 and this love has grown into more than just eating it, I now like to bathe in it. Just to clarify, I don't bathe in bars of chocolate, but chocolate milk instead.
I don't know why, but I get pleasure out of having chocolate all over my body. Is it normal to take my love of chocolate this far?

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago

    Who the fuck can afford a chocolate bath? Am I made of money?

    The best I could do would be to go to Home Depot and hire an illegal dayworker to pour Swiss Miss on my junk.

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago

      Hmmm...how about a Swiss birdy and some Bosco?

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      • NotStrangeBird
        10 years ago

        Indeed. I am off to the store to get Bosco and bird seed.

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  • bananaface
    10 years ago

    Oh God, I was so with you until the bathing thing, and now I'm worried about my future! I love Chocolate too. I've been trying to get it out of my life, though. I certainly wouldn't bathe in it!

    Also, I'm dubious about whether you're telling the truth; no chocolate lover would waste so much of it! Unless you drink it after. Although, even I couldn't drink a bathtub full of chocolate flavoured milk. And I don't think I'd want to after bathing in it. Plus it's too expensive. Okay, I've decided I don't believe you.

    CHOCOLATE.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      You should definitely try it one day, it's really quite soothing because it has quite a silky texture to it. :)

      I have a really good paying job at the moment which is probably why my love of it has expanded in this way, however if I wasn't earning as much as I do then I certainly wouldn't continue this habit... Or I'd try not to. :P

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      • bananaface
        10 years ago

        Are you really being serious? I've heard of people who bathe in wine. It seems like such a waste, though.

        And don't tempt me!:P It actually sound strangely good. I'd never actually do it, though! Also, does it not make your skin sticky?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          I am being 100% serious, yes. It does seem like a waste, but for the feeling you get from it is completely worth the money. :)

          It does not, no! If you wipe yourself down like you would when you get out of a normal bath, there's no issue with stickyness. It's quite relaxing, really.

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          • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja
            10 years ago

            Your complete avoidance of contractions creeps me out.

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            • charli.m
              10 years ago

              They used two contractions in that comment :/

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          • bananaface
            10 years ago

            Huh! So what do you do with the chocolate milk afterwards?

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              10 years ago

              I simply drain it. My obsession with it is purely to relax and bathe in it, I wouldn't drink it once I've finished. That would be weird!

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Man... I thought this was going to be about someone who was attracted to African men.

    About the real chocolate, I normal to like to eat it and in some spas chocolate "soaks" are offered. However, I think that your love of chocolate is not so innocent. It sounds to me that you have a chocolate fetish which I suppose would be considered a form of "food fetish".

    I've tried looking it up but the only thing that comes up is a chocolatier shop. So, you should definitely look into "food fetishism".

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    CHOCOLATE RAIN!

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    • disthing
      10 years ago

      You beat me to it...

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      • RoseIsabella
        10 years ago

        Sorry, I couldn't help myself. ;)

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  • peterr
    10 years ago

    A large black man blew me at a party the other night and I called it Chocolate Love...Is that what you mean?

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  • elowen
    10 years ago

    It's not normal but hell, I love chocolate too, so why not?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2NkGHkqDZk" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2NkGHkqDZk</a>

    Chocolate Love Music Video.

    I think it is completely normal to take your love this far.

    In fact, theobromine is known to have addictive properties.

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  • BloodRedAndTrue
    10 years ago

    i thought you were talking about black women :)

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  • Karmasbitch
    10 years ago

    No not normal, I'm wondering if It has any benefits at all though.. I'm going to have to research this.

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