Is it normal? babies. proud parents. don't like 'em.
Now, let me clear some things up before the peanut gallery starts jumping in.
1) I would never harm or wish harm upon a baby or child.
2) I DO have some maternal instincts, but towards animals. I can nurture a creature all day, I just don't like human children.
3) I don't blame babies. They can't help it. I just don't like them, and I DO blame "baby culture."
That said, I'm posting this because, now that I'm 24, several of my friends have started producing these ridiculous "baby" things. And, of course, posting millions and millions of pictures on facebook, to which millions of people comment, with things like "Oooohhhhh she/he is sooo BEAUTIFUL!!!!"
...are these people crazy, or just trying to tell the parents what they want to hear? Call me an empiricist, but when I see a red, slimy, bawling, squished-face, toothless, hairless thing with the NASTY GREEN UMBILICAL CORD STILL ATTACHED, I don't think "beautiful." I think "I need to go be sick."
I have never liked babies. People gave me baby dolls when I was little, and I was totally uninterested.
I remember in 6th grade when our teacher brought her baby into class--all the other girls flocked over squealing, I stood against the far wall trying to figure out what their problem was.
When my best friend's sister had a baby, they INSISTED that I hold it--a situation repeated many times with different people (DAMMIT I AM NOT BEING SHY I JUST DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT)--and I was so uncomfortable that I had to hand it back and shut myself in a different room and hide.
People have been telling me since I was a child that I would change when I was older. Hormones would kick in and I would suddenly want children.
I'm 25 and I like them less than ever. But now I'm subjected to my cooing, pride-oozing, friends and acquaintances, drugged by their own animal hormones, convinced that their baby is THE CUTEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AND HOW COULD I NOT LOVE IT??
A) Objectively speaking, your baby is highly unappealing. It is squishy, fat, bald, toothless, sticky, loud, and constantly expelling both vomit and feces without regards to where or on whom they might land. Ew.
B) Why are you proud? The male partner successfully ejaculated in the female, and the natural thing happened. People do it by accident every day. WHOOPDEF*CKINDOO.
C) You know what I DO love? My life. I have a wonderful partner with whom I have wonderful sex any night we feel like it, without being interrupted by tiny sub-humans. I can travel. I'm in grad school, pursuing my education and future dream career. I can have nice things without them getting ruined. I can go out drinking. Hell, I can go out in public without offending others or embarrassing myself by disturbing the peace with another little screamer.
D) You know what else I love? Not contributing to the over-population of our planet. Seriously, use a condom and adopt.
So: anyone else think "baby culture" is ridiculous?