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I've been doing it ever since I was a little kid but now some people I've met in college say that if you're a guy you shouldn't wipe your penis.
Er... yes. Surely a bit of a shake isn't enough?! Where do the last drops of pee go otherwise? On underwear? Oh, that's nice. You're being normal and sensible, carry on.
Oh... Don't cry little penis. Let me wipe away the tears from your hole with some soft tissues.
Yes, I do think it's normal. If the majority of the male species doesn't engage in such polite hygienic behaviour, I certainly hope that they shall reconsider.
It gets sucked into your cotton underwear anyway. And urine is sterile, by the way. Unless someone has an infection. In which case they're not fucking anybody anyway.
you see some men in toilets shaking there cocks like there lifes depended on it to try and get every last drop of piss from ther japs eye i allways wipe
I just dangle it in the washbasin, knock it around a bit until its limp and lifeless, then dowse it in 13-14 litres of water.
I usually just use a cigarette lighter.
Usually gives me a boner too !
Hot stuff.
PS: it won't stop bleeding
Shaking isn't enough for me, because drops still end up in my pants, so I do the same thing. Not everyone does it, but that doesn't mean it isn't normal.
I do that, but I normally will wet some tp first and wash my wang with that, making it always shower fresh. You could eat your dinner off my junk!!
I'm glad you asked. I was wondering about this aswell but I didn't want to out myself...
Aaah, fuck!
i think wiping is quicker and better than shaking all the fuck out of my cock- if piss wants 2 come out piss will come out, i wont force it!
Yes men are taught not to wipe when they pee only when they shit. This is taught to all men. Though if you think about it this seems more hygienic. Since if not you are just going to get residue of piss in your underwear. So its not the usual but in case I don't see how its bad either.
I think you're confusing your vagina with a penis.
See, this sort of thing is why I won't get on a plane with a female pilot.
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants
This really never happens, you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart-broken, not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said, "I need a friend"
She turned to me, that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face asked, "Cash or Credit?"
And I jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean-up on Aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check
Last week I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants
The next day my alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants
I went to the, jizzed in my pants
No, because she can't fly it properly.
People all go, "Oh Amelia Earhart was a great pilot!"
And I just think, "No she wasn't, a successful pilot doesn't have a track record of one crash! The one object is to never crash. And she died flying a plane, so if it'd been different and she was flying with people, they'd be dead too. That's not good piloting or womaning"
I never did this in college...but I can think of far worse things...at least, this is out of a desire to be clean...not a problem for me...
I did this for a while. I don't remember when I stopped. Probably when I became an adult and had to buy my own toilet paper.
I don't think it's really worth it, if you change your underwear often enough.
It's not normal, but if you feel comfortable with it I see no problem with it.
I always just press out the piss that's left in there and that's it. Put it back in my pants and don't think about it anymore.
My boyfriend said that's gay and you're spose to shake it... Not my words, wiping makes sense to me but I have a cooter.
I did this until my dad caught me in the bathroom and ask me what I was doing. He told me to just start jacking off like I would normally do in bed and all the juice would be gone. Sure enough, he was right.....I now jack off a little afterwards.....it works....