Is it normal - midnight turd dash?!
Okay, so I as usual when it gets late at night, you head off to your room to bed. I sleep in a sleep out thing, outside the house. I'd gotten to sleep to wake up hours later needing to take a massive shit. I fumbled around the room for the key to find it wasn't there. So what I did was make a brief dash down the road to a slightly secluded area. I had found myself at the entrance to some warehouse looking building. So, I dropped the shorts and laid down the biggest dam buster. Then my gut was relieved of it's wrenching aching. Boy did it reek though.. Is it normal to go to such extremes? Especially since it's a giant shit in a well populated area.