Is it normal - midnight turd dash?!

Okay, so I as usual when it gets late at night, you head off to your room to bed. I sleep in a sleep out thing, outside the house. I'd gotten to sleep to wake up hours later needing to take a massive shit. I fumbled around the room for the key to find it wasn't there. So what I did was make a brief dash down the road to a slightly secluded area. I had found myself at the entrance to some warehouse looking building. So, I dropped the shorts and laid down the biggest dam buster. Then my gut was relieved of it's wrenching aching. Boy did it reek though.. Is it normal to go to such extremes? Especially since it's a giant shit in a well populated area.

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43% Normal
Based on 75 votes (32 yes)
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Comments ( 15 )
  • I ONCE SHAT IN A FISH TANK AND ALL THE FISH DIED

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    • redeyes

      i once shit in my mums pocket

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  • BADMAN!

    It always looks bigger out of the pan

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  • Poppet

    If you have to crap, you have to crap lol

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  • himynameisjewish

    I ONCE DID A SHIT ON MY CAT.

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    • redeyes

      i once farted in my dogs mouth

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    • Boris1974

      My sister, Bella, used to hold me down and do this to me all the time. She found it sublimely amusing evidently, though I never saw the point at all.

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    • XJayX

      Hahaha! (no offence...but that's pretty funny) Yea, you sounded desperate, so it's normal. I wouldn't do it on a regular basis, though...

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  • karmasAbich

    Midnight turd dash hahahahaha hilarious.

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  • I was once forced to do a shit while on Cala Galadana beach. The toilets were all full and I was busting, so I went to an area of the beach with far less people, dropped my swim shorts slightly, shat out the poo, pulled my shorts up, and then buried the poo in the sand. Then a large wave washed it into the sea. Sorry for polluting your shores, Spain...

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  • Wow
    Himynameisjewish
    Just wow

    And lol

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  • XJayX

    By the way, I was wan't talking to you himynameisjewish when I said thet you were desperate (but you probably were) I just wanted you to know that was funny :D

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  • no that hasnt happened to me but i wAS cracking p reading this

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  • CrimzonRayne

    If ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

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  • loviex102

    LOL yeah, totally normal.. I've pooped massive loads on the bridge at passing cars and on top of an airplane..yeah....

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